Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by JimVH » Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:14 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:59 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:48 am
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:09 am
coco wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 8:58 am
Cook a pot of chili. Add the following to the pot: cinnamon, goldfish crackers, mustard, cocoa, shrimp, potatoes, sardines, corn, pepperoni, orange slices, black olives, and several peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (grated). Cook for an additional hour, and then fill the pipe bowl to the top with the chili. Smoke the chili all the way down to the bottom of the bowl. You will have cake like the experts in just one bowl!
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Perhaps. But I can tell you right now that Coco's above recipe won't work. He left out sour cream.
I wondered what I did wrong.
Please note Coco's wisdom in leaving out any type of bean. Science.

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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by Goose55 » Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:53 pm

This is what it feels like to have one's thread hijacked.
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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by hugodrax » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:07 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:53 pm
This is what it feels like to have one's thread hijacked.
Thanks, bud. The whole house is asleep and I entered one of those malaises best described as a long dark teatime of the soul. You got a genuine belly laugh out of me and I'm thankful to you for it.
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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:09 pm

I don't think it's a true threadjack until you get into a conversation with SockPuppeh.
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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by Goose55 » Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:56 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
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I don't think it's a true threadjack until you get into a conversation with SockPuppeh.
I'd like to know who is behind each of these sock puppets, or at least have my own sock puppet to do battle with them.
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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by Jocosoe » Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:10 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:56 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:09 pm
I don't think it's a true threadjack until you get into a conversation with SockPuppeh.
I'd like to know who is behind each of these sock puppets, or at least have my own sock puppet to do battle with them.
I can't relate™.
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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by Jocose » Sun Nov 18, 2018 2:45 am

Building cake, a beginner's guide for the new pipe smoker.
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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by John-Boy » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:46 am

Has anyone suggested the cottage cheese method?
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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by Goose55 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:07 am

Jocose wrote:
Sun Nov 18, 2018 2:45 am
Building cake, a beginner's guide for the new pipe smoker.
And that's me. A new pipe smoker. Only 3 years this coming January.
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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by ryland » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:25 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:46 am
Has anyone suggested the cottage cheese method?
The Comedian Mitch Hedberg had a joke about sandwiches. He said when the guy making the sandwich asks you what kind of bread you say, "Banana." When he asks you what kind of chess you say, "Cottage."

I found the clip, but the language was too much for this forum. However, it might be worth looking up if someone is so inclined.
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Re: Building Cake In My New JoeGoat Pipe

Post by Jocose » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:42 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:46 am
Has anyone suggested the cottage cheese method?
I thought that only worked in situations where duct tape didnt work?
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