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Worst cigar names ever.

Post by bilder » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:08 pm

I have seen some pretty silly names for cigars in the past, but this one takes the cake.

In a fit of poor judgement, I ordered the Dominican Grab Bad Sampler from CI. All are brands I have never heard of (and probably for good reason), but one of them just make me laugh.

Bikers Butt Cigars.


Yes. Someone named a cigar Bikers Butt.

"What are you smoking?"

"A Bikers Butt."

:lol:

What were the makers thinking????
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Re: Worst cigar names ever.

Post by CaptainBlack » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:36 pm

bilder wrote:I have seen some pretty silly names for cigars in the past, but this one takes the cake.

In a fit of poor judgement, I ordered the Dominican Grab Bad Sampler from CI. All are brands I have never heard of (and probably for good reason), but one of them just make me laugh.

Bikers Butt Cigars.


Yes. Someone named a cigar Bikers Butt.

"What are you smoking?"

"A Bikers Butt."

:lol:

What were the makers thinking????
I know next to nothing about cigars - as will probably be evident in my comment below.

I understand there is a line of cigars known as Acid which I understand to be mild and flavorful. I once read an explanation for the name but still ... seriously ... ACID?

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Post by bilder » Sat Aug 01, 2015 8:24 pm

Well I smoked a Bikers Butt this evening.

It was actually a decent stick. If the name had not been as horrid as it was, these may have had a chance to survive the market.
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Re: Worst cigar names ever.

Post by PTNC » Sat Aug 01, 2015 11:50 pm

CaptainBlack wrote:
bilder wrote:I have seen some pretty silly names for cigars in the past, but this one takes the cake.

In a fit of poor judgement, I ordered the Dominican Grab Bad Sampler from CI. All are brands I have never heard of (and probably for good reason), but one of them just make me laugh.

Bikers Butt Cigars.


Yes. Someone named a cigar Bikers Butt.

"What are you smoking?"

"A Bikers Butt."

:lol:

What were the makers thinking????
I know next to nothing about cigars - as will probably be evident in my comment below.

I understand there is a line of cigars known as Acid which I understand to be mild and flavorful. I once read an explanation for the name but still ... seriously ... ACID?
ACID cigars are awful. They're perfumed, and if you'd dumb enough (as I was) to put them in your humidor, they will spoil every other cigar in there. Given the choice, Bikers Butt might be preferable.

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Post by SandPiper » Sun Aug 02, 2015 6:37 am

A smaller company called Erez Cigars put out a line called "Unsmokeable" last year....I never tried them based on their own opinion.
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Re: Worst cigar names ever.

Post by Hovannes » Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:10 am

Muniemaker, the Prince Albert of the cigar world.
Actually a pretty good stick but that name irks my Distributist sensibilities to no end.

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Post by hugodrax » Sun Aug 02, 2015 6:58 pm

Hoyo de Monterrey is a mind boggling stupid name.

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Post by PTNC » Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:02 pm

hugodrax wrote:Hoyo de Monterrey is a mind boggling stupid name.
You have to look deeper than 'The Hole of Monterrey' which sounds dirty. What can be deeper than Wikipedia?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoyo_de_Monterrey

All will be revealed. Or did you have another reason?

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Post by hugodrax » Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:16 pm

It's a stupid name. Hole of Monterrey is stupid. You're stupid for questioning my reasoning.

There. Now I feel part of the great discourse of CPS.

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Post by PTNC » Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:19 pm

hugodrax wrote:It's a stupid name. Hole of Monterrey is stupid. You're stupid for questioning my reasoning.

There. Now I feel part of the great discourse of CPS.
I don't deny my stupidity--it isn't easy to be as stupid as I am. Thank you for noticing. By any chance to you write under another name on Facebook?

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Post by hugodrax » Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:25 pm

PTNC wrote:
hugodrax wrote:It's a stupid name. Hole of Monterrey is stupid. You're stupid for questioning my reasoning.

There. Now I feel part of the great discourse of CPS.
I don't deny my stupidity--it isn't easy to be as stupid as I am. Thank you for noticing. By any chance to you write under another name on Facebook?
You are far from stupid. Forgive my rudeness, it was meant to mock the standard of debate round these parts recenctly, although it has been markedly improved as of late.

Facebook, good sir, is the tool of both the devil and the NSA. I don't facebook.

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Re: Worst cigar names ever.

Post by PTNC » Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:28 pm

hugodrax wrote:
PTNC wrote:
hugodrax wrote:It's a stupid name. Hole of Monterrey is stupid. You're stupid for questioning my reasoning.

There. Now I feel part of the great discourse of CPS.
I don't deny my stupidity--it isn't easy to be as stupid as I am. Thank you for noticing. By any chance to you write under another name on Facebook?
You are far from stupid. Forgive my rudeness, it was meant to mock the standard of debate round these parts recenctly, although it has been markedly improved as of late.

Facebook, good sir, is the tool of both the devil and the NSA. I don't facebook.
Actually, I understood you were not serious, but mocking the status quo (and I agree with you generally--social media debate quickly shoots for the lowest denominator). As to Facebook, the NSA needs jobs too.

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Post by Del » Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:38 pm

hugodrax wrote:
PTNC wrote:
hugodrax wrote:It's a stupid name. Hole of Monterrey is stupid. You're stupid for questioning my reasoning.

There. Now I feel part of the great discourse of CPS.
I don't deny my stupidity--it isn't easy to be as stupid as I am. Thank you for noticing. By any chance to you write under another name on Facebook?
You are far from stupid. Forgive my rudeness, it was meant to mock the standard of debate round these parts recenctly, although it has been markedly improved as of late.

Facebook, good sir, is the tool of both the devil and the NSA. I don't facebook.
Lots of guys call me stoopid, too. (Mostly, they just disagree with me. It's just so hard for them to articulate as to why.)
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Post by hugodrax » Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:48 pm

Del wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
PTNC wrote:
hugodrax wrote:It's a stupid name. Hole of Monterrey is stupid. You're stupid for questioning my reasoning.

There. Now I feel part of the great discourse of CPS.
I don't deny my stupidity--it isn't easy to be as stupid as I am. Thank you for noticing. By any chance to you write under another name on Facebook?
You are far from stupid. Forgive my rudeness, it was meant to mock the standard of debate round these parts recenctly, although it has been markedly improved as of late.

Facebook, good sir, is the tool of both the devil and the NSA. I don't facebook.
Lots of guys call me stoopid, too. (Mostly, they just disagree with me. It's just so hard for them to articulate as to why.)
That's the single funniest thing you've ever written, sir. I don't think you are stupid. I think boiling down the richest theological tradition in the world into soundbites is incredibly stupid, but I hope I've never mocked your particular level of intelligence. I consider you an online friend that I hope to meet one day.

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Re: Worst cigar names ever.

Post by serapion » Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:06 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Del wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
PTNC wrote:
hugodrax wrote:It's a stupid name. Hole of Monterrey is stupid. You're stupid for questioning my reasoning.

There. Now I feel part of the great discourse of CPS.
I don't deny my stupidity--it isn't easy to be as stupid as I am. Thank you for noticing. By any chance to you write under another name on Facebook?
You are far from stupid. Forgive my rudeness, it was meant to mock the standard of debate round these parts recenctly, although it has been markedly improved as of late.

Facebook, good sir, is the tool of both the devil and the NSA. I don't facebook.
Lots of guys call me stoopid, too. (Mostly, they just disagree with me. It's just so hard for them to articulate as to why.)
That's the single funniest thing you've ever written, sir. I don't think you are stupid. I think boiling down the richest theological tradition in the world into soundbites is incredibly stupid, but I hope I've never mocked your particular level of intelligence. I consider you an online friend that I hope to meet one day.
Hugodrax, you have in one short thread climbed to the summit of the abyss that is CPS debate, then quickly descended to the lofty state of grace we should all aspire to. Well done.
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