Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

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Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by SlowToke » Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:49 pm

Just curious. It seems to be a common theme in my life.
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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by Jocose » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:43 pm

The last to know what?
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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:43 pm

There was a vote taken and it was agreed that you would be the last person to be informed.
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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by FredS » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:45 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:43 pm
There was a vote taken and it was agreed that you would be the last person to be informed.
You'll get the notice in 6 months.
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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:31 am

Wait a minute...I didn’t know you were the last to know. When was someone going to tell me?


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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by Del » Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:41 am

Slowtoke has not yet begun to be the last.
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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:46 am

Somebody has to be last.
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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by Gabriel » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:06 am

Hey there, Slowtoke! Why don’t you head on over to the “bio” section and introduce yourself! We love meeting new people.
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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by SlowToke » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:10 am

Gabriel wrote:
Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:06 am
Hey there, Slowtoke! Why don’t you head on over to the “bio” section and introduce yourself! We love meeting new people.
What do you mean? This is my bio. Did I post it in the wrong place? :lol:
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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by Gabriel » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:16 am

SlowToke wrote:
Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:10 am
Gabriel wrote:
Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:06 am
Hey there, Slowtoke! Why don’t you head on over to the “bio” section and introduce yourself! We love meeting new people.
What do you mean? This is my bio. Did I post it in the wrong place? :lol:
If you did, you’d be the last to know. :bacon:
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Re: Why Am I Always The Last To Know?

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:13 pm

You didn’t know? I found out a while ago...


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