Simple Pleasures

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Simple Pleasures

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:02 pm

I just found out our copier/printer can punch holes in the pages so they are ready to go directly into a binder.
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by isaac » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:04 pm

FredS wrote:I just found out our copier/printer can punch holes in the pages so they are ready to go directly into a binder.
Next thing you know the copier will be able to do YOU'RE job...

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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:46 pm

Crispy Tacos
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:47 pm

You must be bored.
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:48 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:You must be bored.
No, not really. Though I am on vacation.
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:48 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:You must be bored.
No, not really. Though I am on vacation.
Same thing.
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:51 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:You must be bored.
No, not really. Though I am on vacation.
Same thing.
Also trying to keep from posting in the "TTCMA" thread.
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:52 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:You must be bored.
No, not really. Though I am on vacation.
Same thing.
Also trying to keep from posting in the "TTCMA" thread.
Hopefully you're not upset about being on vacation, are you?
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:54 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:You must be bored.
No, not really. Though I am on vacation.
Same thing.
Also trying to keep from posting in the "TTCMA" thread.
Hopefully you're not upset about being on vacation, are you?
Nah. Just practicing a little Phil 4:8...
Paul wrote:Finally, brothers, whatever things are true, whatever things are honorable, whatever things are just, whatever things are pure, whatever things are lovely, whatever things are of good report; if there is any virtue, and if there is any praise, think about these things.
Praying - coco
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:56 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:You must be bored.
No, not really. Though I am on vacation.
Same thing.
Also trying to keep from posting in the "TTCMA" thread.
Hopefully you're not upset about being on vacation, are you?
Nah. Just practicing a little Phil 4:8...
Paul wrote:Finally, brothers, whatever things are true, whatever things are honorable, whatever things are just, whatever things are pure, whatever things are lovely, whatever things are of good report; if there is any virtue, and if there is any praise, think about these things.
We could all use to have that framed and hung in every room in every place we ever go.
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:57 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:You must be bored.
No, not really. Though I am on vacation.
Same thing.
Also trying to keep from posting in the "TTCMA" thread.
Hopefully you're not upset about being on vacation, are you?
Nah. Just practicing a little Phil 4:8...
Paul wrote:Finally, brothers, whatever things are true, whatever things are honorable, whatever things are just, whatever things are pure, whatever things are lovely, whatever things are of good report; if there is any virtue, and if there is any praise, think about these things.
We could all use to have that framed and hung in every room in every place we ever go.
To everything there's a season... or something.
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa

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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by Jocose » Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:14 pm

John-Boy wrote:Crispy Tacos
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:31 pm

Women's basketball
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:27 pm

New hats
Praying - coco
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Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by Fainn » Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:50 pm

Chalupas
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:54 pm

Fainn wrote:Chalupas
Word.
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:56 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fainn wrote:Chalupas
Word.
Haven't had one in a while... but yeah. That's pretty fun.
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by John-Boy » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:07 am

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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by Cleon » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:33 pm

Nevermind.
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Re: Simple Pleasures

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:12 pm

Cleon wrote:
Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:33 pm
Nevermind.
Cleon's sense of humor.
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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