The "TNLawPiper Post Count Padding" Thread.

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Post by darthsaturn » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:01 pm

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Post by isaac » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:02 pm

isaac wrote:
Del wrote:The Beer Gut -- beverage smuggler.

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So you can look like Ben but make them think you look like Del :wink:
I refuse to let my jab at Del be overlooked!!

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Post by darthsaturn » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:02 pm

isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:STOP. This thread is for my post count and silly products only. Everyone is familiar with common breakfast cereal and Roger Maris.
TNLP enjoying a bowl of "LIBERAL-O'S!"

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You're so gay you crap skittles.
I know you don't mean me.
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Post by isaac » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:03 pm

darthsaturn wrote:
isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:STOP. This thread is for my post count and silly products only. Everyone is familiar with common breakfast cereal and Roger Maris.
TNLP enjoying a bowl of "LIBERAL-O'S!"

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You're so gay you crap skittles.
I know you don't mean me.
taste the rainbow.

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Post by smokemonkey » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:07 pm

isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:STOP. This thread is for my post count and silly products only. Everyone is familiar with common breakfast cereal and Roger Maris.
TNLP enjoying a bowl of "LIBERAL-O'S!"

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You're so gay you crap skittles.
I know you don't mean me.
taste the rainbow.
talking about gays, people being so gay they crap skittles, rainbows are a gay symbol and now you tell us to taste the rainbow.

are you wanting gay oral sex sir? or ma'am? maybe both. you can't tell with some of them...
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Post by isaac » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:08 pm

smokemonkey wrote:
isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:STOP. This thread is for my post count and silly products only. Everyone is familiar with common breakfast cereal and Roger Maris.
TNLP enjoying a bowl of "LIBERAL-O'S!"

Image
You're so gay you crap skittles.
I know you don't mean me.
taste the rainbow.
talking about gays, people being so gay they crap skittles, rainbows are a gay symbol and now you tell us to taste the rainbow.

are you wanting gay oral sex sir? or ma'am? maybe both. you can't tell with some of them...

ZED!!!!

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Post by Del » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:09 pm

isaac wrote:
isaac wrote:
Del wrote:The Beer Gut -- beverage smuggler.

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So you can look like Ben but make them think you look like Del :wink:
I refuse to let my jab at Del be overlooked!!
OH YEAH?

Well.... I did a search on "Post Kilt," looking for something snide and clever as a comeback.

Only I was distracted by a whole lot pictures somewhat like this....

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Post by isaac » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:10 pm

Del wrote:
isaac wrote:
isaac wrote:
Del wrote:The Beer Gut -- beverage smuggler.

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So you can look like Ben but make them think you look like Del :wink:
I refuse to let my jab at Del be overlooked!!
OH YEAH?

Well.... I did a search on "Post Kilt," looking for something snide and clever as a comeback.

Only I was distracted by a whole lot pictures somewhat like this....

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8O

skittles?

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Post by isaac » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:14 pm

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Post by Del » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:20 pm

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Trannysaurus?
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Post by Cliff » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:43 pm

In the spirit of the thread, lets all go and watch the Frosted Flakes walking around in the snow.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOUR PIPE
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Post by Cliff » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:44 pm

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MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOUR PIPE
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Post by darthsaturn » Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:55 pm

isaac wrote:
smokemonkey wrote:
isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:STOP. This thread is for my post count and silly products only. Everyone is familiar with common breakfast cereal and Roger Maris.
TNLP enjoying a bowl of "LIBERAL-O'S!"

Image
You're so gay you crap skittles.
I know you don't mean me.
You're so far in the closet, you're having adventures in Narnia.

taste the rainbow.
talking about gays, people being so gay they crap skittles, rainbows are a gay symbol and now you tell us to taste the rainbow.

are you wanting gay oral sex sir? or ma'am? maybe both. you can't tell with some of them...

ZED!!!!
"If you like smoking a pipe, then smoke an ever loving pipe and stop being such a Nancy about it." A Morely

"I'm not even a woman and I find that offensive" Kerdy.

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Post by darthsaturn » Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:56 pm

isaac wrote:
smokemonkey wrote:
isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
isaac wrote:
darthsaturn wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:STOP. This thread is for my post count and silly products only. Everyone is familiar with common breakfast cereal and Roger Maris.
TNLP enjoying a bowl of "LIBERAL-O'S!"

Image
You're so gay you crap skittles.
I know you don't mean me.


taste the rainbow.
talking about gays, people being so gay they crap skittles, rainbows are a gay symbol and now you tell us to taste the rainbow.

are you wanting gay oral sex sir? or ma'am? maybe both. you can't tell with some of them...

ZED!!!!

You're so far in the closet, you're having adventures in Narnia.
"If you like smoking a pipe, then smoke an ever loving pipe and stop being such a Nancy about it." A Morely

"I'm not even a woman and I find that offensive" Kerdy.

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Post by james-owen » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:16 pm

jruegg wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:
jruegg wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:Almost to 8100. That's a small milestone. Oh, were it only August 1, 2000.
I think you ought to wait to post again until August 1, 3001.
But if he did, who else would spend 4 pages thread-jacking other people's threads?
Alright, now. It is the youth room, and I was just being silly. Or are you just joking again? Honestly, I cannot usually determine whether you're joking or being serious.
Honestly, I'm a little frustrated that you so thoroughly jacked my thread. I was hoping this thread would be filled with pictures of ridiculous consumer products. The first couple of posts were on the right track. Like the Guinea Pig leash.
You should have been more specific. I thought pictures were optional.
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Post by TNLawPiper » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:23 pm

james-owen wrote:
jruegg wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:
jruegg wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:Almost to 8100. That's a small milestone. Oh, were it only August 1, 2000.
I think you ought to wait to post again until August 1, 3001.
But if he did, who else would spend 4 pages thread-jacking other people's threads?
Alright, now. It is the youth room, and I was just being silly. Or are you just joking again? Honestly, I cannot usually determine whether you're joking or being serious.
Honestly, I'm a little frustrated that you so thoroughly jacked my thread. I was hoping this thread would be filled with pictures of ridiculous consumer products. The first couple of posts were on the right track. Like the Guinea Pig leash.
You should have been more specific. I thought pictures were optional.
Yeah, that's my excuse, too.

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Post by AFRS » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:24 pm

For the record: Rainbows are NOT a symbol of the movement that identifies itself by the fact that it likes to stick it's penis in another man's rectum. It is a symbol of God's promise that He will never destroy the world by flood again.





Next time it'll be fire. Just like Sodom & Gommorah.

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Post by jruegg » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:28 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
james-owen wrote:
jruegg wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:
jruegg wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:Almost to 8100. That's a small milestone. Oh, were it only August 1, 2000.
I think you ought to wait to post again until August 1, 3001.
But if he did, who else would spend 4 pages thread-jacking other people's threads?
Alright, now. It is the youth room, and I was just being silly. Or are you just joking again? Honestly, I cannot usually determine whether you're joking or being serious.
Honestly, I'm a little frustrated that you so thoroughly jacked my thread. I was hoping this thread would be filled with pictures of ridiculous consumer products. The first couple of posts were on the right track. Like the Guinea Pig leash.
You should have been more specific. I thought pictures were optional.
Yeah, that's my excuse, too.
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
-Benjamin Franklin

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Post by TNLawPiper » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:29 pm

jruegg wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:
james-owen wrote:
jruegg wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:
jruegg wrote:
GabeSyme wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:Almost to 8100. That's a small milestone. Oh, were it only August 1, 2000.
I think you ought to wait to post again until August 1, 3001.
But if he did, who else would spend 4 pages thread-jacking other people's threads?
Alright, now. It is the youth room, and I was just being silly. Or are you just joking again? Honestly, I cannot usually determine whether you're joking or being serious.
Honestly, I'm a little frustrated that you so thoroughly jacked my thread. I was hoping this thread would be filled with pictures of ridiculous consumer products. The first couple of posts were on the right track. Like the Guinea Pig leash.
You should have been more specific. I thought pictures were optional.
Yeah, that's my excuse, too.
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
-Benjamin Franklin
You need to be a bit more charitable to j-o, jruegg. You might have hurt his feelings.

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Post by isaac » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:30 pm

AFRS wrote:For the record: Rainbows are NOT a symbol of the movement that identifies itself by the fact that it likes to stick it's penis in another man's rectum. It is a symbol of God's promise that He will never destroy the world by flood again.





Next time it'll be fire. Just like Sodom & Gommorah.
james-owen wrote: oh dear

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