The New Must-Have Cookware for all Believers

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The New Must-Have Cookware for all Believers

Post by thebreadline » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:19 pm

I just had to share this with you all...

The Jesus Pan
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Post by kendrck » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:58 pm

they're serious, aren't they?

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Post by John-Boy » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:59 am

I wonder if it would work on soup?
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Post by isaac » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:37 am

just purchased one... I'll let everyone know how it works!

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Post by PipeAndPint » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:25 am

that's creepy..
"Cigarettes are like indulgences. They promise a lot, but in the end are just paper for burning."

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Post by darthsaturn » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:28 am

If Jesus only had that at the last supper. I used to work Christian Retail for 10 years, so this does not surprise me.
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Post by John-Boy » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:56 am

Is there a Left Behind version?
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Post by kendrck » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:59 pm

isaac wrote:just purchased one... I'll let everyone know how it works!
pancake party at ben's!

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Post by John-Boy » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:01 pm

kendrck wrote:
isaac wrote:just purchased one... I'll let everyone know how it works!
pancake party at ben's!
You've seen BEN!?!? WHERE? WHEN? I haven't heard from him in AGES!!
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Post by kendrck » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:06 pm

John-Boy wrote:
kendrck wrote:
isaac wrote:just purchased one... I'll let everyone know how it works!
pancake party at ben's!
You've seen BEN!?!? WHERE? WHEN? I haven't heard from him in AGES!!
he's been on the jesus-cake circuit ...

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Post by GScott » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:41 pm

I looked behind my couch. He wasn't there.

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Post by darthsaturn » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:53 pm

GScott wrote:I looked behind my couch. He wasn't there.
I looked behind my couch and this is what I found.

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Is this Ben?
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Post by John-Boy » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:15 pm

I'm all in.
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Post by SinisterHand » Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:44 pm

John-Boy wrote:Is there a Left Behind version?
That's too funny. I'm sure the WWJD guys will cash in on this one.
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Post by darthsaturn » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:13 pm

John-Boy wrote:I'm all in.
As you can see, I'm a serious gambler.
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Post by John-Boy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:19 pm

darthsaturn wrote:
John-Boy wrote:I'm all in.
As you can see, I'm a serious gambler.
I bet the character you won the kid off of got in some SERIOUS trouble when he got home.
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Post by PipeAndPint » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:45 am

SinisterHand wrote:
John-Boy wrote:Is there a Left Behind version?
That's too funny. I'm sure the WWJD guys will cash in on this one.
you mean, WWJF - what would Jesus fry?
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Post by kendrck » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:07 pm

WWJS - What Would Jesus Saute?

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Post by PipeAndPint » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:58 pm

wait.. isn't there a Xpn rock band called "Skillet"? I wonder if this is just a clever marketing ploy on their part!
"Cigarettes are like indulgences. They promise a lot, but in the end are just paper for burning."

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