Couple interesting spam emails

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Couple interesting spam emails

Post by John-Boy » Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:00 am

Was reading spam this morning - have a couple to share:
First one:
Subject: hanging out with you

Dearb friend,
I found your picture on one of the websites, caan we talk to
each other? I might be coming to your place in few weeks.
This would be a great opportunity to meet each other.
Btw, I abm a woman. I am 25. Drop me a line at

And the second one:
To : undisclosed-recipients:
Subject : MY WILL


My name is Mrs.Hannah Jack Williams I am a dying woman who have decided to
donate what I have to you/Organization. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed
for cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who
had left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate
from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of
God than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.

Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive
me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God.

I will be going in for an operation tomorrow morning I decided to WILL/donate
the sum of $3,500,000(Three million five hundred thousand dollars) to
you/Organization for the good work of the lord, and also to help the
motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows
according to (JAMES 1:27).

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that
my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and
my Executor is aware I have changed my will, you and him will arrange the
transfer of the funds from the Private Finance company to your humble self.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and Please
use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.Contact my
Executor (Barrister Edward Hayes) with this specified Email:
with your full names contact telephone/fax number
and your full address and tell him that I have WILLED($3,500,000.00) to you
and I have also notified him that I am WILL-IN that amount to you for a
specific and good work. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task
is accomplished as I dont want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish.And
Also I will be contacting with you by email as I dont want my relation or
anybody to know because they are always around me.

Mrs.Hannah Jack Williams

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Post by underscoretim » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:32 am

well, at least you willl be able to show the first lady a good time with an extra 3,500,000 laying around
carry on you/Organization!

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Post by thebreadline » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:05 pm

underscoretim wrote: carry on you/Organization!
that made me laugh so hard i choked.

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Post by GScott » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:08 pm

I think I got the second. I sent her my credit card number. I was told I will recieve the $3,500,000 in several days. Are you saying I won't? Are you saying that I'm not the only one in her will?

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