Texts From The Dog...

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Post by DepartedLight » Tue May 22, 2012 8:29 am

Now if you had the dog texting in SockPuppeh speak, you'd really have something here.
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Post by BubbaJack » Tue May 22, 2012 8:45 am

I laughed so hard the kids thought I was having a seizure.

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Post by TwoXseveN » Tue May 22, 2012 11:18 am

BATDOG texts while smoking a pipe:

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Post by dasmokeryaget » Wed May 23, 2012 4:48 am

Would it be goin out on a limb to wonder if Mrs DL gets texts like some of these?

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Post by jruegg » Wed May 23, 2012 7:43 am

dasmokeryaget wrote:Would it be goin out on a limb to wonder if Mrs DL gets texts like some of these?
:lol:
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Post by jruegg » Thu May 24, 2012 9:21 am

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What is FFS?
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Post by ArtGuy » Thu May 24, 2012 9:24 am

oops didn't catch that. is a little off color.
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Post by jruegg » Thu May 24, 2012 9:31 am

ArtGuy wrote:oops didn't catch that. is a little off color.
I really don’t know but if you’re calling it a LITTLE off color it must be pretty harsh! :D
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Post by FredS » Thu May 24, 2012 12:56 pm

jruegg wrote:What is FFS?
'For Fred's Sake'. Kinda like 'For Pete's Sake' only more dramatic.
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Post by gaining_age » Thu May 24, 2012 1:53 pm

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jruegg wrote:What is FFS?
'For Fred's Sake'. Kinda like 'For Pete's Sake' only more dramatic.
For the love of Dog... are we back to this discussion?
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Post by Del » Thu May 24, 2012 6:56 pm

jruegg wrote:
ArtGuy wrote:oops didn't catch that. is a little off color.
I really don’t know but if you’re calling it a LITTLE off color it must be pretty harsh! :D
I don't really know but your saying you didn't catch that is prolly a little off-truth.
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Post by jruegg » Thu May 24, 2012 7:08 pm

Del wrote:
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ArtGuy wrote:oops didn't catch that. is a little off color.
I really don’t know but if you’re calling it a LITTLE off color it must be pretty harsh! :D
I don't really know but your saying you didn't catch that is prolly a little off-truth.
Did you just call me a liar?
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Post by BubbaJack » Thu May 24, 2012 7:19 pm

jruegg wrote:
Del wrote:
jruegg wrote:
ArtGuy wrote:oops didn't catch that. is a little off color.
I really don’t know but if you’re calling it a LITTLE off color it must be pretty harsh! :D
I don't really know but your saying you didn't catch that is prolly a little off-truth.
Did you just call me a liar?
He did man, he totally did. You gonna let him get away wit that?

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