Texts From The Dog...

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:51 pm

Yay!
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Post by ArtGuy » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:32 am

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Post by OldWorldSwine » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:11 pm

Yeah dog texts!

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Post by Del » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:10 pm

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Post by FredS » Thu May 22, 2014 8:58 am

With apologies to ArtGuy

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Post by Cliff » Thu May 22, 2014 9:46 am

Dog is back HURRAH :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:
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Post by ArtGuy » Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:32 pm

Too lazy to check if any of these are repeats. If so...and it angers you click here and someone will be with you shortly.

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:59 pm

:chili:
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by Pepik » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:13 pm

That guy hasn't updated that site in a-g-e-s. Damn his eyes.
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:16 pm

Pepik wrote:That guy hasn't updated that site in a-g-e-s. Damn his eyes.
Does he still have a site?
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Post by Del » Wed Sep 16, 2015 7:46 am

At Shopko, I saw a day-by-day tear-off calendar with 365 "TEXTS FROM THE DOG".

I thought about buying it.
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Post by UncleBob » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:13 am

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:50 pm

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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