Ice Creams I have Known

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What's Your Favorite?

Tutti Frutti (its a hippie thing)
1
3%
A_Morely in Hagen Daz Breeches
6
18%
Vanilla (its a Puritan thing)
8
24%
Gotta go the Rocky Road
2
6%
My wife only lets me eat Blue Bunny cookie dough
1
3%
Two words: ICE CREAM TACOS!
10
29%
Gelato (its a kilt thing)
6
18%
 
Total votes: 34

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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by UncleBob » Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:09 pm

I haven't eaten any ice cream in 2 months. I haz a sad. :(
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by infidel » Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:43 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:09 pm
I haven't eaten any ice cream in 2 months. I haz a sad. :(
I just ate an ice cream sandwich for you so you don't have to.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by UncleBob » Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:48 pm

infidel wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:43 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:09 pm
I haven't eaten any ice cream in 2 months. I haz a sad. :(
I just ate an ice cream sandwich for you so you don't have to.
I, and my beetus, appreciate that.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by infidel » Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:56 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:48 pm
infidel wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:43 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:09 pm
I haven't eaten any ice cream in 2 months. I haz a sad. :(
I just ate an ice cream sandwich for you so you don't have to.
I, and my beetus, appreciate that.
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for you.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Aug 17, 2017 7:33 pm

Halo Top. I just discovered it.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by Goose55 » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:28 am

Blue Bunny Peanut Butter Panic. But they don't have it anymore at the local IGA.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by UncleBob » Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:10 pm

This is why we can't have nice things: This ice cream is flavored like Thanksgiving dinner foods
  • Sweet Potato Casserole with Maple Pecans
  • Buttered Mashed Potatoes & Gravy
  • Apple Cranberry Stuffing
  • Salted Caramel Thanksgiving Turkey
  • Spiced Goat Cheese & Pumpkin Pie
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by infidel » Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:38 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:10 pm
This is why we can't have nice things: This ice cream is flavored like Thanksgiving dinner foods
  • Sweet Potato Casserole with Maple Pecans
  • Buttered Mashed Potatoes & Gravy
  • Apple Cranberry Stuffing
  • Salted Caramel Thanksgiving Turkey
  • Spiced Goat Cheese & Pumpkin Pie
This is almost as stupid as those thanksgiving flavored sodas a couple years back.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by Rusty » Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:50 pm

infidel wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:38 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:10 pm
This is why we can't have nice things: This ice cream is flavored like Thanksgiving dinner foods
  • Sweet Potato Casserole with Maple Pecans
  • Buttered Mashed Potatoes & Gravy
  • Apple Cranberry Stuffing
  • Salted Caramel Thanksgiving Turkey
  • Spiced Goat Cheese & Pumpkin Pie
This is almost as stupid as those thanksgiving flavored sodas a couple years back.
These ARE nice things. They sound soooo good. We need the descriptions...

-- Sweet Potato Casserole with Maple Pecans ("Sweet potatoes are roasted down and mixed with cream and sugar to make a sweet, spicy, sticky ice cream. Then Oregon pecans are mixed and caramelized with maple sugar. It is then of course topped off with hand-churned ribbons of Salt & Straw’s own delicious homemade gooey maple fluff.")

-- Buttered Mashed Potatoes & Gravy ("Salt & Straw has made over 600 different flavors of ice cream, and this is hands-down the most savory one ever served. Salt & Straw makes a potato- flavored ice cream, thanks to the real potatoes boiled down until the starch turns to sugar, and then stirs in their own homemade gravy fudge made from two mashed-up recipes, pun very much intended.")

-- Apple Cranberry Stuffing

-- Salted Caramel Thanksgiving Turkey ("Turkey stock is cooked and mixed with sugar, spices and onions down until it bubbles into a caramel, which creates the base of the salted caramel ice cream. And Salt & Straw also roasts turkey skin until it’s crispy and then candy-coat it and mix bits of that in, too.")

-- Spiced Goat Cheese & Pumpkin Pie ("It starts with goat-cheese ice cream, which is sprinkled with pumpkin pie spices, but the generous helping of mashed pumpkin folded and swirled in really steals the show.")


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Post by wosbald » Sun Jul 22, 2018 4:11 pm

+JMJ+

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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by ryland » Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:48 pm

Blue Bell Bride's Cake.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by JimVH » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:56 pm

Though I haven't 'known' this flavor, yet, it is said to be available at stores now:


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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by sweetandsour » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:21 am

JimVH wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:56 pm
Though I haven't 'known' this flavor, yet, it is said to be available at stores now:


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I've got to try it, if this is legit. Whataburger ice cream?
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by sweetandsour » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:05 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:21 am
JimVH wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:56 pm
Though I haven't 'known' this flavor, yet, it is said to be available at stores now:


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I've got to try it, if this is legit. Whataburger ice cream?
Unfortunately this doesn't appear to be legit. Geez I'm taking this thread too serious.
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by JimVH » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:15 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:21 am
JimVH wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:56 pm
Though I haven't 'known' this flavor, yet, it is said to be available at stores now:


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I've got to try it, if this is legit. Whataburger ice cream?
The fellow I asked at the store said it was legit, however, there's a news release this morning that Whataburger says it's fake news.

I'm complaining straight to the White House. This is a fake news outrage.

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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by UncleBob » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:12 am

I enjoyed some vanilla a couple of weeks ago but I want to try this: Swiss cheese ice cream exists — and it's made with cheese that's been aged for two years
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Post by Bloodhound » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:38 am

My wife came home from the store last night and said, "...The store had Coffee Ice Cream, so I got you some"

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Post by coco » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:48 pm

Blue Bell Lime Sherbert
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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by UncleBob » Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:01 pm

The kids are all over this:

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Re: Ice Creams I have Known

Post by Sledin » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:08 pm

Last summer my wife made homemade goat milk coconut ice cream, it was really good. Neither of her goats breeding took so no goat milk this year.
She did get adventurous and made avocado ice cream too


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