Red River Shootout

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Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:48 pm

Congratulations to the UT team. I agree that this has been fun. I enjoyed the jokes at the expense of OU. I laughed out loud on several them. I think my favorite was the one about the SAT and drool.
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Post by FredS » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:34 pm

JimVH wrote:
CodeMonkey wrote:I concede that Texas was the best team today. I yield to your superiority. May I humbly ask that we be in fellowship again and enjoy the bonds of brotherhood?
If I were a betting man I would not have put any money on UT today, but they showed-up after all.

This thread was more fun than watching the game. I look forward to its resurrection next year.
That game was ugly. Uglier than the Texas cheerleaders.
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Post by TwoXseveN » Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:57 pm

JimVH wrote:
CodeMonkey wrote:I concede that Texas was the best team today. I yield to your superiority. May I humbly ask that we be in fellowship again and enjoy the bonds of brotherhood?
If I were a betting man I would not have put any money on UT today, but they showed-up after all.

This thread was more fun than watching the game. I look forward to its resurrection next year.
As do I!

I've never watched an entire OU/UT game all the way through given it has nothing to do with my region, but I was checking in and out of the game all afternoon because of this thread!
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Post by AFRS » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:19 pm

TwoXseveN wrote:
JimVH wrote:
CodeMonkey wrote:I concede that Texas was the best team today. I yield to your superiority. May I humbly ask that we be in fellowship again and enjoy the bonds of brotherhood?
If I were a betting man I would not have put any money on UT today, but they showed-up after all.

This thread was more fun than watching the game. I look forward to its resurrection next year.
As do I!

I've never watched an entire OUT game.....
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Post by JimVH » Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:29 am

All I need to do is change the date. CodeMonkey?

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:58 am

It has begun.


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Post by GaryInVA » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:38 am

I miss living in Tejas.
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Post by TwoXseveN » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:59 am

Ahhhhhhhhhh..... Football!


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Post by SmokinGordon » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:27 am

UncleBob wrote:It has begun.


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Post by UncleBob » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:58 pm

Arkansas is in town this weekend. Time for a pig roast.

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Post by JimVH » Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:38 am

Dude, CodeMonkey, it's almost time. Oh you better bring it (see what I did there?).

T minus ten days.

Boom.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:48 pm

Be careful of what you ask for or you may surely get it.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:24 pm

If you combined all the brains of the Texas players together and set them on the edge of a razor blade it would look like a golf ball rolling down the center median of an eight lane highway.
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Post by JimVH » Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:57 pm

The OU team was amidst its pre-game ritual of kissing cows when the entire team stopped and laughed at the quarterback. When asked why they were laughing they yelled "You got the ugly one!".
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Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:36 pm

The best looking Texas cheerleader has a face that looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out with an ice pick.
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Post by JimVH » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:05 pm

OU cheerleaders are so ugly they could make onions cry.
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Post by DAN » Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:45 am

My family has been in Oklahoma since before the War of Northern Aggression and as God is my witness, I will never understand why there's so much interest in this ball game.

The only ball game that really matters in Oklahoma is when Oklahoma State plays OU.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:53 am

If you combined all the brains of the Texas players together and set them on the edge of a razor blade it would look like a golf ball rolling down the center median of an eight land highway.
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Post by JimVH » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:08 am

DAN wrote:... I will never understand why there's so much interest in this ball game.
Here's why: You know how there's always a rivalry between the ugly sibling and the pretty one? OU is so desperate to be the pretty one they just can't let go.

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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:02 pm

How do you knock out a Texas football player?
Slam the toilet seat down on his head when he’s getting a drink.
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