A Brief History of CPS Time

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:21 pm

Too soon?
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by infidel » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:23 pm

UncleBob wrote:Too soon?
Too little too late. I think you jumped the shark at episode 19.
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Post by mont974x4 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:24 pm

No. Just got distracted singing the song in my head since I first read the post.
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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:25 pm

infidel wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Too soon?
Too little too late. I think you jumped the shark at episode 19.
Well, there is but one more and then we are caught up to date.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

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Post by John-Boy » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:29 pm

What did I miss?
Praying - coco
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:24 pm

mont974x4 wrote:No. Just got distracted singing the song in my head since I first read the post.
I think you missed all the major squabbling (thank God!) but you can read some older Theology Room threads (start with 2008-2011) if you so desire. It is much, much better nowadays.
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

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Post by FredS » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:18 am

My Jesus can beat up your Jesus.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:22 am

FredS wrote:My Jesus can beat up your Jesus.
There were grouchy Christian men from a Christian 'Baccy Board
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

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Post by Gabriel » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:49 pm

FredS wrote:My Jesus can beat up your Jesus.
Nuh uh
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Post by A_Morley » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:23 am

My pasty, English Jesus wouldn't condescend to fight with you in the first place.
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Post by UncleBob » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:04 am

Phase Twenty: Kilts!

(To the tune of "Fame" by Irene Cara)

Kilts!

Kerdy, look at me and tell me what you see
You ain't seen the best of me yet
Give me time, I'll make you forget the rest
I've got more to me, and I can set it free
I can't flash the moon through my pants
Don't you know what I am?
Remember my name

(Kilts!) I'm gonna flash forever
You're gonna close both your eyes (Tight!)
I feel them clanking together
People will see me and cry
(Kilts!) I'm gonna make it unseemly
Air out the boys all the same
(Kilts!) I'm gonna flash forever
Kerdy, remember my name
(Remember, remember, remember, remember)
(Remember, remember, remember, remember)

Rusty hold on tight, 'cause you know it ain't right
Del can feel the breeze as he walks
Take a look and take all I got to give
Rusty It'll be tough, too much is not enough, no
I can ride your butt as it shakes
Ooh, I got what it takes

(Kilts!) I'm gonna flash forever
You're gonna close both your eyes (Tight!)
I feel them clanking together
People will see me and cry
(Kilts!) I'm gonna make it unseemly
Air out the boys all the same
(Kilts!) I'm gonna flash forever
Kerdy, remember my name
(Remember, remember, remember, remember)
(Remember, remember, remember, remember)

[repeat chorus]

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

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Post by coco » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:56 pm

:lol:
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Post by UncleBob » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:47 am

Here endeth the CPS OT. The next testament will begin after The One to Come arrives. He or she may be among us now but has yet to be revealed. And no, its not Kerdy or Del (or me, for that matter). Would it not be ironic if it were Jared?

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

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Post by Ethell » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:42 pm

Excellent end to an excellent thread.

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Post by Irish-Dane » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:43 pm

UncleBob wrote:Here endeth the CPS OT. The next testament will begin after The One to Come arrives. He or she may be among us now but has yet to be revealed. And no, its not Kerdy or Del (or me, for that matter). Would it not be ironic if it were Jared?

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Post by JimVH » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:47 pm

Ethell wrote:Excellent end to an excellent thread.
<standing applause>
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Post by FredS » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:46 pm

JimVH wrote:
Ethell wrote:Excellent end to an excellent thread.
<standing applause>
<appreciative head nods>
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Post by Del » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:41 pm

FredS wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Ethell wrote:Excellent end to an excellent thread.
<standing applause>
<appreciative head nods>


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Post by Munkey » Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:54 pm

This thread seems really good, but long, and a little intimidating.

Does anyone have a little leaflet version, with cartoon drawings?

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Post by Del » Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:56 am

Munkey wrote:This thread seems really good, but long, and a little intimidating.

Does anyone have a little leaflet version, with cartoon drawings?
Once upon a time, there was a little boy who wanted a taco....

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