A Brief History of CPS Time

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Post by coco » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:08 am

Munkey wrote:This thread seems really good, but long, and a little intimidating.

Does anyone have a little leaflet version, with cartoon drawings?
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Post by FredS » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:18 am

There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:03 am

FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
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Post by FredS » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:11 am

UncleBob wrote:
FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
Half the guys in school played yer mom, but that's beside the point.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:14 am

FredS wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
Half the guys in school played yer mom, but that's beside the point.
You had to go there, didn't you? I know you ain't talkin' 'bout my mom cause my mom doesn't play 'dat.
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Post by Munkey » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:42 am

coco wrote:
Munkey wrote:This thread seems really good, but long, and a little intimidating.

Does anyone have a little leaflet version, with cartoon drawings?
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I'll tell my big brother you're talkin' about our mom! I saw him around here somewhere, giving away piles of books. How's that for intimidating?

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Post by Munkey » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:44 am

FredS wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
Half the guys in school played yer mom, but that's beside the point.
Oh snap. Does anyone still [BUTTERFLIES] 'round these parts?

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Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:42 pm

Munkey wrote:
FredS wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
Half the guys in school played yer mom, but that's beside the point.
Oh snap. Does anyone still [BUTTERFLIES] 'round these parts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcxpbhM0DaA
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by Munkey » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:26 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Munkey wrote:
FredS wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
Half the guys in school played yer mom, but that's beside the point.
Oh snap. Does anyone still [BUTTERFLIES] 'round these parts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcxpbhM0DaA
Let's bring this full circle back to pipes (sort of like a word association thread). Pipe maker Roger Wallenstein's brother (also a pipe smoker) works for the agency that came up with, or at least was involved with, the VW un-pimp my auto commercials.

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Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:54 pm

Munkey wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Munkey wrote:
FredS wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
Half the guys in school played yer mom, but that's beside the point.
Oh snap. Does anyone still [BUTTERFLIES] 'round these parts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcxpbhM0DaA
Let's bring this full circle back to pipes (sort of like a word association thread). Pipe maker Roger Wallenstein's brother (also a pipe smoker) works for the agency that came up with, or at least was involved with, the VW un-pimp my auto commercials.
FTW.
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Post by John-Boy » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:00 am

Seems like a bit of revisionist history. Are there other perspectives?
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Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:08 am

John-Boy wrote:Seems like a bit of revisionist history. Are there other perspectives?
UB had them silenced.

That's all I can say.
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:36 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:Seems like a bit of revisionist history. Are there other perspectives?
UB had them silenced.

That's all I can say.
LOL! That's the way it works, you know. I wrote the first one so all future CPS historians have to start here. Plus, the next one will automatically be called "reactionary".
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by coco » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:00 am

UncleBob wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:Seems like a bit of revisionist history. Are there other perspectives?
UB had them silenced.

That's all I can say.
LOL! That's the way it works, you know. I wrote the first one so all future CPS historians have to start here. Plus, the next one will automatically be called "reactionary".
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:02 am

coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:Seems like a bit of revisionist history. Are there other perspectives?
UB had them silenced.

That's all I can say.
LOL! That's the way it works, you know. I wrote the first one so all future CPS historians have to start here. Plus, the next one will automatically be called "reactionary".
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I'd read it.
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by tuttle » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:21 am

UncleBob wrote:
coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:Seems like a bit of revisionist history. Are there other perspectives?
UB had them silenced.

That's all I can say.
LOL! That's the way it works, you know. I wrote the first one so all future CPS historians have to start here. Plus, the next one will automatically be called "reactionary".
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I'd read it.
I think you just read it.
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Post by coco » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:24 am

tuttle wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:Seems like a bit of revisionist history. Are there other perspectives?
UB had them silenced.

That's all I can say.
LOL! That's the way it works, you know. I wrote the first one so all future CPS historians have to start here. Plus, the next one will automatically be called "reactionary".
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I'd read it.
I think you just read it.
Here is the entire book: "Yer Mom." History is often burdened by a bunch of useless details.
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Post by Roadmaster » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:06 pm

UncleBob wrote:
FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
Last time I did that everybody complained.

So yes, I would be happy to do it again.

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:33 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
Last time I did that everybody complained.

So yes, I would be happy to do it again.
Personally, I like Skip for the role of "Yer Mom". He already has a skir... er... kilt and everything!

:taco:
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by mont974x4 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:48 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Roadmaster wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
FredS wrote:There's a TV mini-series in the works. Dasmokeryaget will play Charlton Heston.
We need Roadmaster to be the casting agent. BTW--who is going to play "Yer Mom"?
Last time I did that everybody complained.

So yes, I would be happy to do it again.
Personally, I like Skip for the role of "Yer Mom". He already has a skir... er... kilt and everything!

:taco:
Yes! :taco:
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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