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Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:14 pm

Official Wisdom for 1 April 2014

"Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat."

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:02 am

Official Wisdom for 2 April 2014

"Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense."

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by DepartedLight » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:46 am

Unofficial Wisdom for 2 April 2014

Just say no to meat baby.
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Post by coco » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:48 am

DepartedLight wrote:Unofficial Wisdom for 2 April 2014

Just say no to meat baby.
+1
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Post by FredS » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:56 am

DepartedLight wrote:Unofficial Wisdom for 2 April 2014

Just say no to meat baby.
That's not what she said.
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Post by jruegg » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:28 am

FredS wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:Unofficial Wisdom for 2 April 2014

Just say no to meat baby.
That's not what she said.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:06 pm

Well now, this is a fun thread.
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Post by OldWorldSwine » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:18 pm

Never try to teach a pig to sing.

It's just stupid.
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:13 pm

OldWorldSwine wrote:Never try to teach a pig to sing.

It's just stupid.
Don't put lipstick on a pig, either (or so I hear).
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:45 am

Official Wisdom for 3 April 2014

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction."

Enjoy!
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:16 am

UncleBob wrote:Official Wisdom for 3 April 2014

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction."

Enjoy!
Enjoy what?
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:11 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Official Wisdom for 3 April 2014

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction."

Enjoy!
Enjoy what?
The pearls, son. I'm castin' pearls, here.

:taco:
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Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:55 am

UncleBob wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Official Wisdom for 3 April 2014

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction."

Enjoy!
Enjoy what?
The pearls, son. I'm castin' pearls, here.

:taco:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Skip » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:00 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Official Wisdom for 3 April 2014

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction."

Enjoy!
Enjoy what?
The pearls, son. I'm castin' pearls, here.

:taco:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Y'all head on over to them thar theology threads and see all three in action - and see them that ignored these here wise words.
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Post by Del » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:02 am

Don't put it off until later if you can get it started now.



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Post by ArtGuy » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:16 am

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:19 am

Official Wisdom for 4 April 2014

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by gaining_age » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:22 am

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The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:27 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by gaining_age » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:41 am

Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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