Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by Sledin » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:49 am

You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away and know when to run.


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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by Jocose » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:59 pm

:confused: VRI
CodeMonkey wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:14 am
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Live and learn, if you live.
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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by hugodrax » Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:52 pm

Jocose wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:59 pm
:confused: VRI
CodeMonkey wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:14 am
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AKA

Live and learn, if you live.
Call that living? Cause I don’t.
Notre Dame de Paris, priez pour nous y comprise les Jesuites.

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:02 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:59 pm
:confused: VRI
CodeMonkey wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:14 am
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AKA

Live and learn, if you live.
Call that living? Cause I don’t.
Looks like falling to me.


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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by hugodrax » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:08 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:59 pm
:confused: VRI
CodeMonkey wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:14 am
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AKA

Live and learn, if you live.
Call that living? Cause I don’t.
Looks like falling to me.


Hello FredS
Well, I haven’t died yet. This whole thread smacks of silly self-righteousness to me. I haven’t seen a slogan yet worth a lifestyle,
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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:15 pm

hugodrax wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:59 pm
:confused: VRI
CodeMonkey wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:14 am
Image
AKA

Live and learn, if you live.
Call that living? Cause I don’t.
Looks like falling to me.


Hello FredS
Well, I haven’t died yet. This whole thread smacks of silly self-righteousness to me. I haven’t seen a slogan yet worth a lifestyle,
Ignorance is bliss, until you know better.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by hugodrax » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:25 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:15 pm
hugodrax wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:59 pm
:confused: VRI
CodeMonkey wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:14 am
Image
AKA

Live and learn, if you live.
Call that living? Cause I don’t.
Looks like falling to me.


Hello FredS
Well, I haven’t died yet. This whole thread smacks of silly self-righteousness to me. I haven’t seen a slogan yet worth a lifestyle,
Ignorance is bliss, until you know better.


Hello FredS
Well, it is more difficult when the self-righteousness is entrenched. Why the hell are we arguing? Do either of us think we’re role models for the other? Would we care to be? Have a good night, mont, and know I wouldn’t argue with you.
Notre Dame de Paris, priez pour nous y comprise les Jesuites.

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by Stanley76 » Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:00 am

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"'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'"

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:21 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by AFRS » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:39 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
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Ha! That's funny.

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:07 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Nov 14, 2019 2:34 am

No matter how nice the hand soap smells, never come out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.


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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by Fainn » Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:38 am

Almost every hand you have ever shaken has been used to wipe a butt.
I only fart around people I like. Loved ones are warned.

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