Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:02 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:38 am

Don't put eye drops in a cat without doing some research first.
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Post by gaining_age » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:40 am

DepartedLight wrote:Don't put eye drops in a cat without doing some research first.
Amen
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:29 am

Official Wisdom for 8 April 2014

"Don't dig for water under the outhouse."

Enjoy!
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:13 am

Official Wisdom for 9 April 2014

"Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse."

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by UncleBob » Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:31 am

Official Wisdom for 12 April 2014

"The hottest fire is made by the wood you chop yerself."

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by UncleBob » Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:42 pm

Official Wisdom for 14 April 2014
gravel wrote:You may not be able to polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.
Enjoy!
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by Roadmaster » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:06 pm

UncleBob wrote:Official Wisdom for 14 April 2014
gravel wrote:You may not be able to polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.
Enjoy!
Dad used to say if you mess with a turd you will get s*** on your hands.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:40 pm

Official Wisdom for 22 April 2014

"Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce."

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by JimVH » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:53 pm

A true measure of a man's work ethic is how he behaves after he turns-in his two-week notice.
"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:57 pm

I am sad that some of these videos are no longer available.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:38 pm

UncleBob wrote:
I am sad that some of these videos are no longer available.
Mad midnight bomber what bombs at midnight?
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Post by mont974x4 » Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:27 am

Don't pull a "Christmas Story" and stick your tongue on a cold metal pole. My wifes dog did just that a couple days ago.
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:33 am

Don't eat yellow snow.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Post by FredS » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:44 pm

Don't sell your horse to buy a saddle.
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Post by Goose55 » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:41 pm

The farther I go, the less I know." ~ Chinese philosopher Lao Tzu
"At present we're on the wrong side of the door. But all the pages of the New Testament are rustling with the rumor that it will not always be so." ~ C.S. Lewis

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Post by UncleBob » Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:33 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:38 pm
UncleBob wrote:
I am sad that some of these videos are no longer available.
Mad midnight bomber what bombs at midnight?
Man, that is my favorite episode.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by Bloodhound » Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:48 am

No matter how far you go...when you stop and look around...there you are
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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by JimVH » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:23 am

The penguin may fall many times. The mountain goat may fall but once.





Stick that in your craw and grind on it a while.
"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard

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Re: Official CPS Wisdom for The Day

Post by durangopipe » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:08 pm

I live by these two rules:

1) He who hesitates is lost.
2) Good things come to those who wait.

That’s why I appear confused.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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