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Re: 'Merica

Post by SmokinGordon » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:58 pm

When I grow up, I want to look like Mrs. Coco's grandpa. :D
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Re: 'Merica

Post by SmokinGordon » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:59 pm

jruegg wrote:I've never been a good multitasker. ADD makes it pretty hard. However, last night my wife and I were watching TV and I had my laptop open to CPS and was playing a game on my phone. All at the same time. My wife was confused about a plot-point in the program we were watching (live) and I was able to explain it to her.


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Better check your estrogen levels!
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Re: 'Merica

Post by Thunktank » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:35 pm

SmokinGordon wrote:
Amen!
About time!

I would try that.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by FredS » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:16 pm

Monster Trucks

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Re: 'Merica

Post by Baines » Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:16 am

In the last week I've had Starbucks, McDonald's, and Subway, and shopped at Kmart in Brisbane. How many Australian establishments have you visited?

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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:17 pm

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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:24 am

re-posted from the "GUNS..." thread:

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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:31 am

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Re: 'Merica

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:21 am

A little treat my wife got for me this week.

"MERICA!!!!
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Re: 'Merica

Post by UncleBob » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:08 am

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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Mon Nov 24, 2014 11:01 am

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Re: 'Merica

Post by Irish-Dane » Mon Nov 24, 2014 11:33 am

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That's a tiny man.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Mon Nov 24, 2014 12:16 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
coco wrote:Image
That's a tiny man.
He won't be if he keeps eating like that.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by GaryInVA » Mon Nov 24, 2014 12:24 pm

coco wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
coco wrote:Image
That's a tiny man.
He won't be if he keeps eating like that.
My older brother used to tell me, "Don't eat anything bigger than your head."

I happen to have a very large head.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by FredS » Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:11 pm

Anything more than a handful is a waste.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:46 am

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Re: 'Merica

Post by hogleg » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:10 pm

My license plate.

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Re: 'Merica

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Re: 'Merica

Post by Onyx » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:36 pm

FredS wrote:Anything more than a handful is a waste.
I thought that maxim was about something else.
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