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Re: 'Merica

Post by A_Morley » Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:28 pm

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Re: 'Merica

Post by spiritfilled » Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:46 pm

^^^that made me blush its so vulgar^^^


Anyway, our local minor league team the Gateway Grizzlies sell a bacon donut burger at their stadium. Its amazingly awesome.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by FredS » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:07 pm

I laughed. Of course I'm half drunk.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:08 pm

FredS wrote:I laughed. Of course I'm half drunk.
Which half?
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: 'Merica

Post by FredS » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:09 pm

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FredS wrote:I laughed. Of course I'm half drunk.
Which half?
The half that lasts at vulgar satire.

In this case, perceived vulgarity is the whole point of the cartoon.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by hogleg » Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:26 pm

FredS wrote:... Of course I'm half drunk.
Which is a good time to stop. Seriously.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by A_Morley » Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:01 pm

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How very 'Merican.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by Onyx » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:55 am

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How very 'Merican.
Did you show nipples?
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Re: 'Merica

Post by Zeitguy » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:19 am

We are so fat.


A bunch of American Chestertonians were on pilgrimage to Rome... we encountered an elevator, quite tiny by American standards. Bunches of us crowded in, about 6 or 7 at a time was all we could fit.

The sign inside, in just about every language imaginable, said, "Maximum capacity, 12 persons."

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Re: 'Merica

Post by FredS » Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:24 pm

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Post by coco » Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:28 am

Pizza sizes in Germany
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Post by Cleon » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:00 am

Dum Dum lollipops now have pizza and bacon flavored pops in their lineups. I can tell you that both of them are gross.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:01 am

Cleon wrote:Dum Dum lollipops now have pizza and bacon flavored pops in their lineups. I can tell you that both of them are gross.
Buttered Pop Corn flavored Dum Dums ... mmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: 'Merica

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:58 am

lunch in 'merica
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Re: 'Merica

Post by Cleon » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:46 am

Peanut butter on saltines is one of life's little pleasures.
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Post by coco » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:49 am

Cleon wrote:Peanut butter on saltines is one of life's little pleasures.
Indeed.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by Cleon » Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:39 am

coco wrote:
Cleon wrote:Peanut butter on saltines is one of life's little pleasures.
Indeed.
Notice the plastic knife? It's even better when a plastic knife is involved.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by JimVH » Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:23 am

Cleon wrote:
coco wrote:
Cleon wrote:Peanut butter on saltines is one of life's little pleasures.
Indeed.
Notice the plastic knife? It's even better when a plastic knife is involved.
A classic - equally fit for a set table or a fishing boat.
My mom would always have the two on the table as a way to help fill-up her small herd of growing boys. I still crave it to this day.

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Re: 'Merica

Post by tuttle » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:11 am

JudgeRusty wrote:lunch in 'merica
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That is one sullied pipe cleaner!
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