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Post by UncleBob » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:03 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: 'Merica

Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:23 am

Shut the front door.
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Post by JimVH » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:33 am

God Bless 'Merica

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Post by GaryInVA » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:47 am

Do they make one stuffed with fries? If they do I'll take one of each along with a diet Coke.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:20 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: 'Merica

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 22, 2014 10:23 am

This Is How KFC Is Topping Their Double Down, and It Is Terrifying

It is technically in Korea but it is an extention of 'Merica.

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Re: 'Merica

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:09 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: 'Merica

Post by UncleBob » Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:50 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by Cleon » Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:55 am

UncleBob wrote:Yer Welcome
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Re: 'Merica

Post by UncleBob » Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:57 am

Cleon wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Yer Welcome
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'Merica.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:42 pm

Winton wrote:One of my co-workers today admitted that she once got a speeding ticket for doing 90 mph in a parking lot.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by jruegg » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:22 pm

I've never been a good multitasker. ADD makes it pretty hard. However, last night my wife and I were watching TV and I had my laptop open to CPS and was playing a game on my phone. All at the same time. My wife was confused about a plot-point in the program we were watching (live) and I was able to explain it to her.


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Re: 'Merica

Post by AFRS » Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:35 pm

jruegg wrote:I've never been a good multitasker. ADD makes it pretty hard. However, last night my wife and I were watching TV and I had my laptop open to CPS and was playing a game on my phone. All at the same time. My wife was confused about a plot-point in the program we were watching (live) and I was able to explain it to her.


'Merica.
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