Things I Wish I Hadn't Said
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Things I Wish I Hadn't Said
I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.
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JimVH wrote:I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.


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Instead of an At the Bank thread, Jim just started an At the HR Office thread. And seeing his first post in said thread, it makes it even funnier.
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This is going to be great.


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Oi....JimVH wrote:I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.
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I was once giving a speech to a bunch of my colleagues. I kept saying "Defartment of Depense" instead of "Department of Defense". 

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"We have women in all positions."
Rusty's infamous brag about the enlightened hiring practices of an engineering company.
Rusty's infamous brag about the enlightened hiring practices of an engineering company.
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Oops. I made a similar statement once. Once.Rusty wrote:"We have women in all positions."
Rusty's infamous brag about the enlightened hiring practices of an engineering company.
"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard
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Cleon wrote:I was once giving a speech to a bunch of my colleagues. I kept saying "Defartment of Depense" instead of "Department of Defense".

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"Honey, I think you should join Weight Watchers with me. It's a really good program!"
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Zeitguy wrote:"Honey, I think you should join Weight Watchers with me. It's a really good program!"

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JimVH wrote:I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.

When I grow up, I want to look like Mrs. Coco's grandpa. 
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I do.
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This is why none of you should ever say anything without first consulting me.
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100%. Liquid Awesome.JimVH wrote:I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.
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My sister-in-law, a Southern Baptist missionary, mind you - was once in a meeting with other IMB missionaries where they were discussing the various Myers Briggs personality types. It was noted that they were predominantly low on the "P" scale. She remarked that they should all "try to get more in touch with their "P"-ness" (say that out loud). The silence was deafening....
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SandPiper wrote:My sister-in-law, a Southern Baptist missionary, mind you - was once in a meeting with other IMB missionaries where they were discussing the various Myers Briggs personality types. It was noted that they were predominantly low on the "P" scale. She remarked that they should all "try to get more in touch with their "P"-ness" (say that out loud). The silence was deafening....



When I grow up, I want to look like Mrs. Coco's grandpa. 
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I just chortled so loud my wife jumped!SandPiper wrote:My sister-in-law, a Southern Baptist missionary, mind you - was once in a meeting with other IMB missionaries where they were discussing the various Myers Briggs personality types. It was noted that they were predominantly low on the "P" scale. She remarked that they should all "try to get more in touch with their "P"-ness" (say that out loud). The silence was deafening....

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"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard
"Your boos mean nothing. I see what you cheer." Kevin Sorbo
"Your boos mean nothing. I see what you cheer." Kevin Sorbo