Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

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Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:55 am

I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.

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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by coco » Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:59 am

JimVH wrote:I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.
8O


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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by Irish-Dane » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:01 am

Instead of an At the Bank thread, Jim just started an At the HR Office thread. And seeing his first post in said thread, it makes it even funnier.
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:12 am

This is going to be great.

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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by nosferatu » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:18 am

JimVH wrote:I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.
Oi....

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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by Cleon » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:39 am

I was once giving a speech to a bunch of my colleagues. I kept saying "Defartment of Depense" instead of "Department of Defense". :oops:
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by Rusty » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:47 am

"We have women in all positions."

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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:57 am

Rusty wrote:"We have women in all positions."

Rusty's infamous brag about the enlightened hiring practices of an engineering company.
Oops. I made a similar statement once. Once.

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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:59 am

Cleon wrote:I was once giving a speech to a bunch of my colleagues. I kept saying "Defartment of Depense" instead of "Department of Defense". :oops:
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by Zeitguy » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:35 am

"Honey, I think you should join Weight Watchers with me. It's a really good program!"

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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by Irish-Dane » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:44 am

Zeitguy wrote:"Honey, I think you should join Weight Watchers with me. It's a really good program!"
8O
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by SmokinGordon » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:13 pm

JimVH wrote:I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.
:rotfl:
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by FredS » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:03 pm

I do.
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by A_Morley » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:09 pm

This is why none of you should ever say anything without first consulting me.
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by MrPiper » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:44 pm

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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by SandPiper » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:27 pm

JimVH wrote:I sent an email to a young, attractive employee about her short term disability benefit. I wish I hadn't titled it STD Info.
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by SandPiper » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:29 pm

My sister-in-law, a Southern Baptist missionary, mind you - was once in a meeting with other IMB missionaries where they were discussing the various Myers Briggs personality types. It was noted that they were predominantly low on the "P" scale. She remarked that they should all "try to get more in touch with their "P"-ness" (say that out loud). The silence was deafening....
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by SmokinGordon » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:33 pm

SandPiper wrote:My sister-in-law, a Southern Baptist missionary, mind you - was once in a meeting with other IMB missionaries where they were discussing the various Myers Briggs personality types. It was noted that they were predominantly low on the "P" scale. She remarked that they should all "try to get more in touch with their "P"-ness" (say that out loud). The silence was deafening....
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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by fiddlestix » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:30 pm

SandPiper wrote:My sister-in-law, a Southern Baptist missionary, mind you - was once in a meeting with other IMB missionaries where they were discussing the various Myers Briggs personality types. It was noted that they were predominantly low on the "P" scale. She remarked that they should all "try to get more in touch with their "P"-ness" (say that out loud). The silence was deafening....
I just chortled so loud my wife jumped! :lol:

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Re: Things I Wish I Hadn't Said

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:19 pm

SandPiper = :lol: :lol: :lol:

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