My wife just told me "Putting that light bulb in was really screwy." She couldn't understand why I chuckled.
The family has a list of what have affectionately become known as Rita-isms. The Rita-ism hall of fame contains such gems as: "Raise that window down", "Don't put all your eggs in front of the cart", and the perennial favorite, "It's cold as Methuselum in here."
The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.