Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by TwoXseveN » Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:47 am

A_Morley wrote:Sorry that I couldn't make it. I was at rehearsal later than expected, that and I find the entire process of these so called hootenannys to be rather taxing.

Furthermore, who is 2x7 to say that I do not exist? I would venture to say that I exist more so than he does.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 08, 2015 6:40 pm

1. Someone gave Jocose a "Mouth Harp" and he is not afraid to use it. And use it. And use it.
2. DL is gullible. BTW--did you know "gullible" is not in the dictionary, DL?
3. coco is really proud of the top of his head.
4. JB has underwhelming announcements.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by coco » Fri May 08, 2015 6:48 pm

UncleBob wrote:1. Someone gave Jocose a "Mouth Harp" and he is not afraid to use it. And use it. And use it.
2. DL is gullible. BTW--did you know "gullible" is not in the dictionary, DL?
3. coco is really proud of the top of his head.
4. JB has underwhelming announcements.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by John-Boy » Fri May 08, 2015 7:04 pm

coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:1. Someone gave Jocose a "Mouth Harp" and he is not afraid to use it. And use it. And use it.
2. DL is gullible. BTW--did you know "gullible" is not in the dictionary, DL?
3. coco is really proud of the top of his head.
4. JB has underwhelming announcements.
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It was kilroy-ish.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 08, 2015 8:18 pm

5. Jocose could be a small, Chinese man named "Woo".
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by John-Boy » Fri May 08, 2015 8:25 pm

UncleBob wrote:5. Jocose could be a small, Chinese man named "Woo".
Not that there's anything wrong with that (or wong with that)... but I think it's highly unlikely.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by DepartedLight » Fri May 08, 2015 9:43 pm

UncleBob wrote:1. Someone gave Jocose a "Mouth Harp" and he is not afraid to use it. And use it. And use it.
2. DL is gullible. BTW--did you know "gullible" is not in the dictionary, DL?
3. coco is really proud of the top of his head.
4. JB has underwhelming announcements.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 22, 2015 12:11 pm

  1. The Roog keeps stache wax in his pocket
  2. The Roog paid $8 for (as AMJ puts it) "The finest of plastic" stache comb.
  3. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
  4. All the preachers on CPS are bald. It must be a prerequisite.
  5. There is some dispute as to whether or no Jocose is a small Chinese man named "Woo".
  6. Pepik dodges speed and radar traps on a regular basis.
  7. When AMJ looks at you with his soulful, tragic eyes, don't mention John Wesley.
  8. Coco is still very proud of the top of his head. Or he is Kilroy.
  9. Empirical evidence does support that coco is an artist.
  10. Hugodrax is much more quiet than I would have guessed.
  11. Skales had his daughter with him for a bit. He thought we didn't notice, but we did.
  12. Skip and Pepik sure seem eager to lock some threads.
  13. Skip and Pepik think a video game is not a video game but a "lifestyle". It has not gone unnoticed that they enjoy locking other "lifestyle" threads. Just sayin'.
  14. No one misses jaw harps. No one.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by John-Boy » Fri May 22, 2015 12:20 pm

UncleBob wrote:
  1. The Roog keeps stache wax in his pocket
  2. The Roog paid $8 for (as AMJ puts it) "The finest of plastic" stache comb.
  3. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
  4. All the preachers on CPS are bald. It must be a prerequisite.
  5. There is some dispute as to whether or no Jocose is a small Chinese man named "Woo".
  6. Pepik dodges speed and radar traps on a regular basis.
  7. When AMJ looks at you with his soulful, tragic eyes, don't mention John Wesley.
  8. Coco is still very proud of the top of his head. Or he is Kilroy.
  9. Empirical evidence does support that coco is an artist.
  10. Hugodrax is much more quiet than I would have guessed.
  11. Skales had his daughter with him for a bit. He thought we didn't notice, but we did.
  12. Skip and Pepik sure seem eager to lock some threads.
  13. Skip and Pepik think a video game is not a video game but a "lifestyle". It has not gone unnoticed that they enjoy locking other "lifestyle" threads. Just sayin'.
  14. No one misses jaw harps. No one.
That's not what I heard.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 22, 2015 12:21 pm

John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
  1. The Roog keeps stache wax in his pocket
  2. The Roog paid $8 for (as AMJ puts it) "The finest of plastic" stache comb.
  3. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
  4. All the preachers on CPS are bald. It must be a prerequisite.
  5. There is some dispute as to whether or no Jocose is a small Chinese man named "Woo".
  6. Pepik dodges speed and radar traps on a regular basis.
  7. When AMJ looks at you with his soulful, tragic eyes, don't mention John Wesley.
  8. Coco is still very proud of the top of his head. Or he is Kilroy.
  9. Empirical evidence does support that coco is an artist.
  10. Hugodrax is much more quiet than I would have guessed.
  11. Skales had his daughter with him for a bit. He thought we didn't notice, but we did.
  12. Skip and Pepik sure seem eager to lock some threads.
  13. Skip and Pepik think a video game is not a video game but a "lifestyle". It has not gone unnoticed that they enjoy locking other "lifestyle" threads. Just sayin'.
  14. No one misses jaw harps. No one.
That's not what I heard.
You weren't there, Prom-boy.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri May 22, 2015 12:21 pm

15. AMJ has no idea what CDT means.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by tuttle » Fri May 22, 2015 12:48 pm

after a few different hootennanny threads...I'm still not sure how these things go down. how many people can join a session? can one use a smartphone or must one have a webcam? I feel like there should be a Hootennanny FAQ
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Post by Irish-Dane » Fri May 22, 2015 12:52 pm

16. Tuttle has no idea what a hootenanny means.
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Post by Pepik » Fri May 22, 2015 12:58 pm

17. Tuttle needs to re-read the entire Hootenanny thread to find out how to join - then consult Google on how to "HangOut" on different devices.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by John-Boy » Fri May 22, 2015 1:24 pm

UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
  1. The Roog keeps stache wax in his pocket
  2. The Roog paid $8 for (as AMJ puts it) "The finest of plastic" stache comb.
  3. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
  4. All the preachers on CPS are bald. It must be a prerequisite.
  5. There is some dispute as to whether or no Jocose is a small Chinese man named "Woo".
  6. Pepik dodges speed and radar traps on a regular basis.
  7. When AMJ looks at you with his soulful, tragic eyes, don't mention John Wesley.
  8. Coco is still very proud of the top of his head. Or he is Kilroy.
  9. Empirical evidence does support that coco is an artist.
  10. Hugodrax is much more quiet than I would have guessed.
  11. Skales had his daughter with him for a bit. He thought we didn't notice, but we did.
  12. Skip and Pepik sure seem eager to lock some threads.
  13. Skip and Pepik think a video game is not a video game but a "lifestyle". It has not gone unnoticed that they enjoy locking other "lifestyle" threads. Just sayin'.
  14. No one misses jaw harps. No one.
That's not what I heard.
You weren't there, Prom-boy.
I joined after you left... was on for like... 5 minutes. Was AWESOME!! Lots of GOAT TALK!! :chili:
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 22, 2015 1:42 pm

John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
  1. The Roog keeps stache wax in his pocket
  2. The Roog paid $8 for (as AMJ puts it) "The finest of plastic" stache comb.
  3. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
  4. All the preachers on CPS are bald. It must be a prerequisite.
  5. There is some dispute as to whether or no Jocose is a small Chinese man named "Woo".
  6. Pepik dodges speed and radar traps on a regular basis.
  7. When AMJ looks at you with his soulful, tragic eyes, don't mention John Wesley.
  8. Coco is still very proud of the top of his head. Or he is Kilroy.
  9. Empirical evidence does support that coco is an artist.
  10. Hugodrax is much more quiet than I would have guessed.
  11. Skales had his daughter with him for a bit. He thought we didn't notice, but we did.
  12. Skip and Pepik sure seem eager to lock some threads.
  13. Skip and Pepik think a video game is not a video game but a "lifestyle". It has not gone unnoticed that they enjoy locking other "lifestyle" threads. Just sayin'.
  14. No one misses jaw harps. No one.
That's not what I heard.
You weren't there, Prom-boy.
I joined after you left... was on for like... 5 minutes. Was AWESOME!! Lots of GOAT TALK!! :chili:
Dang it! The only GOAT TALK that occurred while I was on was coco lobbying to get the "1001 Goat" thread locked.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by FredS » Fri May 22, 2015 2:12 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:16. Tuttle has no idea what a hootenanny means.
As I understand it, everyone goes to their parents basement and does a skype kinda thing where they get half buzzed and talk about which threads need to be locked so as not to offend the google bot and any passers by.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 22, 2015 2:16 pm

FredS wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:16. Tuttle has no idea what a hootenanny means.
As I understand it, everyone goes to their parents basement and does a skype kinda thing where they get half buzzed and talk about which threads need to be locked so as not to offend the google bot and any passers by.
Except for the parent's garage, that's about it. Oh, and AMJ makes fun of Methodists.
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Post by Joshoowah » Fri May 22, 2015 2:29 pm

I even showed up for a bit!

17. Some military guy in Paris was way too eager to share how he doesn't drink Starbucks because they don't support the military.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by jruegg » Fri May 22, 2015 3:17 pm

UncleBob wrote:
  1. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
Hurtful.
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