Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Jocose » Fri May 22, 2015 3:31 pm

jruegg wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
  1. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
Hurtful.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by skales » Fri May 22, 2015 3:35 pm

jruegg wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
  1. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
Hurtful.
I don't know if a hurtful sermon is the way to go. Don't go throwing things from the pulpit now. :clown:
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:22 am

1. The greatest CPS thread ever would be A_Morley conducting dramatic readings of random CPS posts
2. Some of those East Coasters hate Blue Bell. And 'Merica.
3. Joshoowa was more interested in basketball than hootenanny. Oh, and basketball is not a sport.
4. Munkey was on and surprised that I am married. It's been over 3 years now.
5. A_Morley could read the phone book at it would still be entertaining. Get him to read you something from his spam folder sometime.
6. There are far fewer Jesus jukes when the Roog is not in attendance.
7. Portland only has one venue for cricket but several for quidditch.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:07 am

jruegg wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
  1. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
Hurtful.
Truth. Watching two fellows engrossed in a conversation about ADHD with such focus really made me question the malady.

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:23 am

hugodrax wrote:
jruegg wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
  1. The Roog can drone on (and on, and on, etc.) about ADHD medication. Imagine what he must be like preaching.
Hurtful.
Truth. Watching two fellows engrossed in a conversation about ADHD with such focus really made me question the malady.
Nah. Just means you don't understand it.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by A_Morley » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:52 am

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:49 pm

A_Morley wrote:Assery.
[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnR_BB6xZ-Q[/BBvideo]

Tenn Tech, but there you go.

Here is the 2014 Quidditch Cup Final: Texas State vs. University of Texas

[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jazHy6E_zI[/BBvideo]
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by TNLawPiper » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:56 pm

UncleBob wrote:
A_Morley wrote:Assery.
[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnR_BB6xZ-Q[/BBvideo]

Tenn Tech, but there you go.

Here is the 2014 Quidditch Cup Final: Texas State vs. University of Texas

[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jazHy6E_zI[/BBvideo]
What a supremely idiotic spectacle.

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:57 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
A_Morley wrote:Assery.
[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnR_BB6xZ-Q[/BBvideo]

Tenn Tech, but there you go.

Here is the 2014 Quidditch Cup Final: Texas State vs. University of Texas

[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jazHy6E_zI[/BBvideo]
What a supremely idiotic spectacle.
Yes. It is assery.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:35 pm

1. Somebody here is a Catholic and you would never guess who. No, someone other than Hugodrax.
2. Skip likes to broadcast from an undisclosed location.
3. Artguy could get a signal from Southeast Asia. Why can't I get video in my garage?
4. New lawyers can't write.. or argue.. or generally think. This explains much.
5. A_Morley forswears any fool actor who cannot memorize a script. This is most any under the age of 30.
6. Jocose likes Pac-Man.
7. Del sounds like a nasally William H. Macy.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:41 pm

UncleBob wrote:...
2. Skip likes to broadcast from an undisclosed location.
...
I told you buttheads that I was in Indiana. Is that no close enough!?

I also stated quite succinctly that if my son-in-law showed up I would be leaving the chat - even if that meant simply disappearing from the screen - to spend some conversational time with him.

Buttheads. You're buttheads.

Morley may feel free to translate that into something more Shakespearean as he so wishes.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:44 pm

Skip wrote:
UncleBob wrote:...
2. Skip likes to broadcast from an undisclosed location.
...
I told you buttheads that I was in Indiana. Is that no close enough!?

I also stated quite succinctly that if my son-in-law showed up I would be leaving the chat - even if that meant simply disappearing from the screen - to spend some conversational time with him.

Buttheads. You're buttheads.

Morley may feel free to translate that into something more Shakespearean as he so wishes.
He "says" he is in Indiana but all we saw was a mauve chair with matching drapes drawn tightly closed. Skales swears he saw Dick Cheney but it is unconfirmed...SO FAR.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:48 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Skip wrote:
UncleBob wrote:...
2. Skip likes to broadcast from an undisclosed location.
...
I told you buttheads that I was in Indiana. Is that no close enough!?

I also stated quite succinctly that if my son-in-law showed up I would be leaving the chat - even if that meant simply disappearing from the screen - to spend some conversational time with him.

Buttheads. You're buttheads.

Morley may feel free to translate that into something more Shakespearean as he so wishes.
He "says" he is in Indiana but all we saw was a mauve chair with matching drapes drawn tightly closed. Skales swears he saw Dick Cheney but it is unconfirmed...SO FAR.
I THOUGHT I heard Del...
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Post by Pepik » Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:32 pm

8. It's more than Skip and I that dig movies on the AFI top 100 list
9. Hoot'nanny-ing at 55 mph works as long as you have decent cell service. Trying to recover the connection after service returns requires a pit stop
10. SlowToke is now part of the regular invite list - and look forward to more WayneTime™
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by A_Morley » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:01 pm

Skip wrote:
UncleBob wrote:...
2. Skip likes to broadcast from an undisclosed location.
...
I told you buttheads that I was in Indiana. Is that no close enough!?

I also stated quite succinctly that if my son-in-law showed up I would be leaving the chat - even if that meant simply disappearing from the screen - to spend some conversational time with him.

Buttheads. You're buttheads.

Morley may feel free to translate that into something more Shakespearean as he so wishes.
In Indiana was I couched withal,
I told you japes as much at the outset.
Such fecund fields wherein the maize doth grow
Must needs be close enough to Skip for thee.
What’s more, ye foul and churlish rabble here,
That selfsame son whom soon I’ll call in-law
Did, happening ‘pon my chamber, come within.
And I was fain, in sooth, to speak with him
Than tarry there among you buttheads all.

Sing hey nonny nonny . Sing hey nonny nonny.
To skip you are but buttheads all.
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Post by Pepik » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:10 pm

A_Morley wrote:In Indiana was I couched withal,
I told you japes as much at the outset.
Such fecund fields wherein the maize doth grow
Must needs be close enough to Skip for thee.
What’s more, ye foul and churlish rabble here,
That selfsame son whom soon I’ll call in-law
Did, happening ‘pon my chamber, come within.
And I was fain, in sooth, to speak with him
Than tarry there among you buttheads all.

Sing hey nonny nonny . Sing hey nonny nonny.
To skip you are but buttheads all.
Why is it I have the desire to put my Spenserian Penmanship skills to use on that nice linen paper stock I have at home now? This missive would look fantastic framed...
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:14 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Skip wrote:
UncleBob wrote:...
2. Skip likes to broadcast from an undisclosed location.
...
I told you buttheads that I was in Indiana. Is that no close enough!?

I also stated quite succinctly that if my son-in-law showed up I would be leaving the chat - even if that meant simply disappearing from the screen - to spend some conversational time with him.

Buttheads. You're buttheads.

Morley may feel free to translate that into something more Shakespearean as he so wishes.
In Indiana was I couched withal,
I told you japes as much at the outset.
Such fecund fields wherein the maize doth grow
Must needs be close enough to Skip for thee.
What’s more, ye foul and churlish rabble here,
That selfsame son whom soon I’ll call in-law
Did, happening ‘pon my chamber, come within.
And I was fain, in sooth, to speak with him
Than tarry there among you buttheads all.

Sing hey nonny nonny . Sing hey nonny nonny.
To skip you are but buttheads all.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:31 pm

Skip wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Skip wrote:
UncleBob wrote:...
2. Skip likes to broadcast from an undisclosed location.
...
I told you buttheads that I was in Indiana. Is that no close enough!?

I also stated quite succinctly that if my son-in-law showed up I would be leaving the chat - even if that meant simply disappearing from the screen - to spend some conversational time with him.

Buttheads. You're buttheads.

Morley may feel free to translate that into something more Shakespearean as he so wishes.
He "says" he is in Indiana but all we saw was a mauve chair with matching drapes drawn tightly closed. Skales swears he saw Dick Cheney but it is unconfirmed...SO FAR.
I THOUGHT I heard Del...
I KNEW there was a second Del on the grassy knoll.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:44 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Skip wrote:
UncleBob wrote:...
2. Skip likes to broadcast from an undisclosed location.
...
I told you buttheads that I was in Indiana. Is that no close enough!?

I also stated quite succinctly that if my son-in-law showed up I would be leaving the chat - even if that meant simply disappearing from the screen - to spend some conversational time with him.

Buttheads. You're buttheads.

Morley may feel free to translate that into something more Shakespearean as he so wishes.
In Indiana was I couched withal,
I told you japes as much at the outset.
Such fecund fields wherein the maize doth grow
Must needs be close enough to Skip for thee.
What’s more, ye foul and churlish rabble here,
That selfsame son whom soon I’ll call in-law
Did, happening ‘pon my chamber, come within.
And I was fain, in sooth, to speak with him
Than tarry there among you buttheads all.

Sing hey nonny nonny . Sing hey nonny nonny.
To skip you are but buttheads all.
I missed this. How did I miss this? I should never have missed this.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by jruegg » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:47 pm

One of you guys needs to PM me when you're having a hootennanny. Otherwise I seem to not know about them.
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