Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:15 am

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UncleBob wrote: 3. coco is secretly Pakistani.
I had my beard grown out. People would walk up to me on the street and speak to me in Urdu like I belonged there.
I hope that Skip kept the meeting minutes.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:19 am

UncleBob wrote:1. Administrating CPS is work
2. Irish-Dane has some goofy hats
3. coco is secretly Pakistani
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5. Joshoowah is the new jruegg
6. Just try to type in Del's coined term for SSM.
7. Skip has a heuristic for accepting/declining FB friend requests
8. Sam is every bit the gentleman I was expecting.

9. Skales can't figure out G plus and was calling me all night long. My wife was annoyed.

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:21 am

hugodrax wrote:
UncleBob wrote:1. Administrating CPS is work
2. Irish-Dane has some goofy hats
3. coco is secretly Pakistani
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5. Joshoowah is the new jruegg
6. Just try to type in Del's coined term for SSM.
7. Skip has a heuristic for accepting/declining FB friend requests
8. Sam is every bit the gentleman I was expecting.

9. Skales can't figure out G plus and was calling me all night long. My wife was annoyed.
10. Irish-Dane has been living a lie. A Scottish, Scottish lie.
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:23 am

I was amused by that. If one is Irish but not Northern Irish, and a Protestant, I would have assumed Scots-Irish.

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:29 am

hugodrax wrote:I was amused by that. If one is Irish but not Northern Irish, and a Protestant, I would have assumed Scots-Irish.
Well, you don't exactly have to row yourself over to say "howdy!" to the lovely Scottish Lasses, anymore. I suspect many of them have similar bloodlines if the truth be known. The humor (for me) was how embarrassed he seemed by it all.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:41 am

UncleBob wrote:
hugodrax wrote:I was amused by that. If one is Irish but not Northern Irish, and a Protestant, I would have assumed Scots-Irish.
Well, you don't exactly have to row yourself over to say "howdy!" to the lovely Scottish Lasses, anymore. I suspect many of them have similar bloodlines if the truth be known. The humor (for me) was how embarrassed he seemed by it all.
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Agreed. I would have thought finding out he was something other than Irish would raise his self-esteem, but I guess not. Everyone I've ever met here has been a mutt, it's part of the American experience. The wife and I miscegenated. True story: when you cross a red-headed Dago with a Japanese, you get Tartars.

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Post by coco » Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:42 pm

UncleBob wrote:...7. Skip has a heuristic for accepting/declining FB friend requests
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Post by Irish-Dane » Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:26 pm

hugodrax wrote: 8. Sam is every bit the gentleman I was expecting.
Please don't go around telling people this. It will ruin my street cred.
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Post by Pepik » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:35 pm

A_Morely needs to try http://justforhim.com/catalog/index.php ... cts_id=850 from UB's Blends...
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Post by A_Morley » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:59 pm

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:50 am

1. Hugodrax broke his Nimrod. He is not amused.
2. A new drinking game is born. I am not amused.
3. "Leaving for Nairobi" is now a thing. There is nothing any of us can do about it now.
4. With a little hooch in 'em, Skip and Pepik both do great kilroy impersonations.
5. Where the heck is JimVH?
6. Listening to AMJ say, "This is CNN." is cool, but not as cool as when he reads his spam.
7. Tuttle is too cool to play his guitar at the Hootenanny. Too cool.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by tuttle » Fri Jul 31, 2015 8:46 am

UncleBob wrote: 7. Tuttle is too cool to play his guitar at the Hootenanny. Too cool.
I shall be prepared next time. I'll remove my geetar from any room with a sleeping child aforehand. :guitar:
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Post by tuttle » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:09 am

Morley introduced us to Arthur Machen. I immediately fled to Amazon and discovered you can get some of his books for free on Kindle.
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Post by JimVH » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:40 am

UncleBob wrote: 5. Where the heck is JimVH?
Sorry, bud. Been swamped lately. I hope to be at the next one if y'all will still have me (passive-aggressive plea for acceptance) ;).

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Post by Skip » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:56 am

UncleBob wrote:...
4. With a little hooch in 'em, Skip and Pepik both do great kilroy impersonations.
...
No, those were coco imitations. Yeesh.
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Post by serapion » Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:02 pm

Sorry I missed it!


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Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:44 am

1. The Roog is Superman
2. Playing video games must be much more exciting than watching people play video games. I hope.
3. Hugodrax has a squeaky door. Actually, it sounds like a axe murder in mid commission but we went with squeaky.
4. Felonies pay well.
5. Serapion's beard may give Cthulhu a run for his money--WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
6. Artguy spends way too much on hair gel. He thinks we wouldn't notice. But we did.
7. The Roog does not wear his moustache. His moustache wears him.
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Sep 11, 2015 12:12 pm

UncleBob wrote:1. The Roog is Superman
2. Playing video games must be much more exciting than watching people play video games. I hope.
3. Hugodrax has a squeaky door. Actually, it sounds like a axe murder in mid commission but we went with squeaky.
4. Felonies pay well.
5. Serapion's beard may give Cthulhu a run for his money--WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
6. Artguy spends way too much on hair gel. He thinks we wouldn't notice. But we did.
7. The Roog does not wear his moustache. His moustache wears him.
7. Definitely 7. I think it talks to him like Chris' zit on Family Guy. It's telling him to buy an artisinal axe and a watch cap made with yarn from heirloom breeds of sheep.

But you know what? He's still way cooler than me.

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 11, 2015 12:15 pm

hugodrax wrote:
UncleBob wrote:1. The Roog is Superman
2. Playing video games must be much more exciting than watching people play video games. I hope.
3. Hugodrax has a squeaky door. Actually, it sounds like a axe murder in mid commission but we went with squeaky.
4. Felonies pay well.
5. Serapion's beard may give Cthulhu a run for his money--WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
6. Artguy spends way too much on hair gel. He thinks we wouldn't notice. But we did.
7. The Roog does not wear his moustache. His moustache wears him.
7. Definitely 7. I think it talks to him like Chris' zit on Family Guy. It's telling him to buy an artisinal axe and a watch cap made with yarn from heirloom breeds of sheep.

But you know what? He's still way cooler than me.
Well, maybe the moustache is cooler than you. Who are we kidding? The moustache is cooler than all of us (except Macguru)!

Roog... well.. gorsh darnit! He's our Roog.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by hugodrax » Fri Sep 11, 2015 12:16 pm

UncleBob wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
UncleBob wrote:1. The Roog is Superman
2. Playing video games must be much more exciting than watching people play video games. I hope.
3. Hugodrax has a squeaky door. Actually, it sounds like a axe murder in mid commission but we went with squeaky.
4. Felonies pay well.
5. Serapion's beard may give Cthulhu a run for his money--WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
6. Artguy spends way too much on hair gel. He thinks we wouldn't notice. But we did.
7. The Roog does not wear his moustache. His moustache wears him.
7. Definitely 7. I think it talks to him like Chris' zit on Family Guy. It's telling him to buy an artisinal axe and a watch cap made with yarn from heirloom breeds of sheep.

But you know what? He's still way cooler than me.
Well, maybe the moustache is cooler than you. Who are we kidding? The moustache is cooler than all of us (except Macguru)!

Roog... well.. gorsh darnit! He's our Roog.
I thought Pipeson looked a lot like him.

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