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1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
They have a better agent so they get better movie roles.
Goats:
coco:
(Back row, 3rd from left)
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coco:
(Back row, 3rd from left)
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coco wrote:Goats. And again I say, goats. Their incessant bleating, their appetite for things unmentionable, their pernicious desire to climb... Beelzebub himself is oft represented as a goat; for good reason. Never has a denizen of Hell been so worthy of the flames therein as a goat.UncleBob wrote:Goats, in general.
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Always leaving the cheese out to get hard.
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A goat once bit his sister.
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They eat my tobacco.
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The fact that goats didn't bite his sister more often.
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They're not sheep.
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His sister once bit a goat.
It sued and won a gay wedding cake.
It sued and won a gay wedding cake.
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Teen Wolf was indeed my greatest role.UncleBob wrote:Back row, 3rd from left
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Yeah... something about "exposed" and "movie ending".coco wrote:Teen Wolf was indeed my greatest role.UncleBob wrote:Back row, 3rd from left
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His sister started dating a goat in high school. Because of this, the family had to move and coco never got to attend his 7th grade fall dance.
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Goat Blood.
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton
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Those little bones in my curry
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Curry mixed with goat blood.
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coco auditioned for a role in a movie about a small town that did not allow dancing and a young dancer who bucks the system and teaches a community a valuable lesson. The goat director cast Bacon instead.
To this day he secretly believes that bacon trumps coco in the food pyramid.
To this day he secretly believes that bacon trumps coco in the food pyramid.
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"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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They are never as fun in real life as they are in the game
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coco invented leg warmers just to fit in after dancing with his goat friends one evening. He made millions only to lose it all in a lawsuit filed by his goat friends claiming that they already invented it through evolution.
Oh, and they also won a gay wedding cake.
Oh, and they also won a gay wedding cake.
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