1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:09 pm

I just found the coolest page on Facebook: @thegoatsofanarchy

I mentioned Coco's name and got this reaction:
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Post by Bloodhound » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:15 am

They sneak around and try to hide in the grass
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:34 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:09 pm
I just found the coolest page on Facebook: @thegoatsofanarchy

I mentioned Coco's name and got this reaction:
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We've met. He has reason to fear me.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:35 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:15 am
They sneak around and try to hide in the grass
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Like a snake
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:37 pm

The local radio stations often talk about traffic conditions in the city. Yesterday, one warned of slow-downs in the downtown area caused by goats that had escaped. The deejay ended with a "Yes, really."

HIpsters are irritating enough without all their backyard livestock.
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Post by durangopipe » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:20 pm

They get Florida ranchers in trouble.

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1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Adam Z » Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:15 pm

They get stuck in trees.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:34 pm

Adam Z wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:15 pm
They get stuck in trees.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=go ... BasicHover


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Just makes 'em easier to shoot.
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