1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri May 18, 2018 8:41 am

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:08 am

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:10 am

...for goat meditation
When will the stupidity end?
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:11 am

coco wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:10 am
...for goat meditation
When will the stupidity end?
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:12 am

They are anxious:
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:12 am

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:11 am
coco wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:10 am
...for goat meditation
When will the stupidity end?
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I hear yoga goats are exceptionally tender.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:14 am

JimVH wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:12 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:11 am
coco wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:10 am
...for goat meditation
When will the stupidity end?
Image
I hear yoga goats are exceptionally tender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvj6voiH5S0
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:21 am

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:14 am
JimVH wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:12 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:11 am
coco wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:10 am
...for goat meditation
When will the stupidity end?
Image
I hear yoga goats are exceptionally tender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvj6voiH5S0
The recipe above looks pretty good. I might have to try it. Not sure how to "slither" a head of garlic, though.
UncleBob wrote:
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They are anxious:
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Cooking them with slithered garlic cures the anxiety once and for all.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:03 pm

A 40 lb goat (dressed for the pit) goes for about $200.

Just a thought.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:58 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by gaining_age » Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:59 pm

Professional goats?

They're taking jobs away from folks that need the work!
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:18 pm

Poor fashion sense
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Even Pharell wouldn't be caught dead in that onesie
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:06 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:31 am

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:06 am
National Goat Cheese Month at Idyll Farms in Northport

They are ruining cheese!
It is hard to hate any cheese, no matter where it originates.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:10 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:31 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:06 am
National Goat Cheese Month at Idyll Farms in Northport

They are ruining cheese!
It is hard to hate any cheese, no matter where it originates.
Are you sure? Even toe cheese?
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:26 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:10 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:31 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:06 am
National Goat Cheese Month at Idyll Farms in Northport

They are ruining cheese!
It is hard to hate any cheese, no matter where it originates.
Are you sure? Even toe cheese?
1001 things about mooses that annoy coco.




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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:45 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:26 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:10 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:31 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:06 am
National Goat Cheese Month at Idyll Farms in Northport

They are ruining cheese!
It is hard to hate any cheese, no matter where it originates.
Are you sure? Even toe cheese?
1001 things about mooses that annoy coco.




:wink:
At least I didn't post pictures. :wink:
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by durangopipe » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:35 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:45 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:26 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:10 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:31 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:06 am
National Goat Cheese Month at Idyll Farms in Northport

They are ruining cheese!
It is hard to hate any cheese, no matter where it originates.
Are you sure? Even toe cheese?
1001 things about mooses that annoy coco.




:wink:
At least I didn't post pictures. :wink:

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I did. :pipe3:
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by ryland » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:38 pm

No, they don't.
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