1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
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UncleBob
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
They are more prepared.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
They like the new Pope.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
They rejected coco's formula for "Nu Coke" back in the 80's.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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When full-growed men say, "that totes my goats"
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
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What, pray tell, is not to HATE here?
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The way his nose hair resembles goatees.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
They have an agenda.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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They made his heart grow three sizes one day.
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
They smoke cobs.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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They want me to bake them a cake. I think its a trap.FredS wrote:They have an agenda.
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
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Gah! The worst one yet!FredS wrote:They smoke cobs.
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
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They're going to Chicago this weekend. And he's not.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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FredS wrote:They're going to Chicago this weekend. And he's not.
BBQ 'em
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Come to think of it, if you gave a goat a cob stuffed with tobacco, it would surely eat cob and all. Not that this should garner any favour for the goat; it would assuredly do the same with a briar.coco wrote:Gah! The worst one yet!FredS wrote:They smoke cobs.
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They don't appreciate the difference between a $5,000 hunk of wood shaped by Bo Nordh and a $5.00 corn cob with a bit of plastic stuck in it.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
They have big lathes and 3 phase.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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"220, 221, whatever it takes."FredS wrote:They have big lathes and 3 phase.
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton
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Flaubert was the first to accurately represent people of slight intellectual culture and diminutive social station, along with the character of their psychological situation. Here we have a true realist, not a melodramatist, like Balzac. Goats like Balzac.
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
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