1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:47 pm

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:48 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:50 pm

They are more prepared.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:51 pm

They like the new Pope.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:53 pm

They rejected coco's formula for "Nu Coke" back in the 80's.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:54 pm

When full-growed men say, "that totes my goats"
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:55 pm

What, pray tell, is not to HATE here?

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:56 pm

The way his nose hair resembles goatees.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:57 pm

They have an agenda.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:57 pm

They made his heart grow three sizes one day.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:58 pm

They smoke cobs.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:00 pm

FredS wrote:They have an agenda.
They want me to bake them a cake. I think its a trap.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:00 pm

FredS wrote:They smoke cobs.
Gah! The worst one yet!
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:01 pm

They're going to Chicago this weekend. And he's not.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:02 pm

FredS wrote:They're going to Chicago this weekend. And he's not.
:evil:

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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:09 pm

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FredS wrote:They smoke cobs.
Gah! The worst one yet!
Come to think of it, if you gave a goat a cob stuffed with tobacco, it would surely eat cob and all. Not that this should garner any favour for the goat; it would assuredly do the same with a briar.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:39 pm

They don't appreciate the difference between a $5,000 hunk of wood shaped by Bo Nordh and a $5.00 corn cob with a bit of plastic stuck in it.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:40 pm

They have big lathes and 3 phase.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:51 pm

FredS wrote:They have big lathes and 3 phase.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:28 pm

Flaubert was the first to accurately represent people of slight intellectual culture and diminutive social station, along with the character of their psychological situation. Here we have a true realist, not a melodramatist, like Balzac. Goats like Balzac.
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