1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:31 pm

They won't explain to coco Lacan's whole mirror stage.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:31 pm

They go (way) out of the way to insert Balzac in to a conversation.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:35 pm

UncleBob wrote:They won't explain to coco Lacan's whole mirror stage.
Bah. They themselves believe there is another goat in there.
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Post by JimVH » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:40 pm

Goats killed his pet bull.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:41 pm

They are better at leaps of faith
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Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:45 pm

Wait, do the goats annoy coco, or do the things about goats annoy coco?

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Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:45 pm

Sheep go to Heaven. Goats go to Hell.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:47 pm

FredS wrote:They don't appreciate the difference between a $5,000 hunk of wood shaped by Bo Nordh and a $5.00 corn cob with a bit of plastic stuck in it.
It is a lack of taste and cultured sophistication that one might expect from a devotee of Honoré de Balzac.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:48 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:Wait, do the goats annoy coco, or do the things about goats annoy coco?
Whatev, bro. Just play along.
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Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:06 pm

They're kinda stinky.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:14 pm

FredS wrote:They go (way) out of the way to insert Balzac in to a conversation.
I know, right? They are always bleating, "Balzac this, Balzac that, Balzac was the greatest of the founders of French Realism, etc." Whatever. Balzac portrays every problem as a tragedy, every emotion as a passion, every woman a Madonna, every reprobate a demon. Pretentiously bombastic, he was a twit of a novelist and even worse as a playwright. Goats, I despise them.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:41 pm

Their Balzacs are bigger than his.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Skip » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:41 pm

FredS wrote:Their Balzacs are bigger than his.
Does that mean they're h...

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Post by gaining_age » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:58 pm

They don't appreciate poetry.
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Post by gaining_age » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:58 pm

they don't get sarcasm.

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Post by gaining_age » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:00 pm

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by gaining_age » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:03 pm

Goat hair. Nuff said.



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Post by Jocose » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:05 pm

They don't know how to play cards right.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:11 pm

Always quoting Chesterton
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:12 pm

They use that "because X" construct instead of "because of X".
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