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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:25 pm
by UncleBob

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:03 pm
by gaining_age
They stink at sliding..... sliding!!!

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:46 pm
by Sir Moose
They needlessly endanger noble, heroic dogs.

Goat-Herding Dog Refused To Abandon Flock Amid Firestorm, Miraculously Survived
“By 11:10 we could see the first of the flames across the valley,” he wrote on his Facebook page. “By 11:15 they were growing larger and the winds went mad. We had loaded up the dogs and cats, but Odin, our stubborn and fearless Great Pyrenees would not leave the goats.”
...
So the family reluctantly and with heavy hearts, watched Odin was they were departing, hoping they would see him again but knowing it was likely he would not survive.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:17 am
by coco
gaining_age wrote:
Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:03 pm
They stink at sliding..... sliding!!!

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I think it's dead.




Good.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:20 am
by coco
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:25 pm
They are rabble rousers: Goats, donkey corralled after getting loose in Pittsburgh
"The goats had been in the park for about a week helping to clear vegetation" should be "eating all the #%^$%@ flowers."

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:26 am
by Del
coco wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:20 am
"The goats had been in the park for about a week helping to clear vegetation" should be "eating all the #%^$%@ flowers."
My friends in Pittsburgh can sleep safely now.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
by UncleBob
They want yer pizza:
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
by coco
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
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They can have the strawberry pizza.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:24 am
by Winton
Another story about goat getting into a place they should not be.

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/06/us/p ... index.html

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am
by SlowToke
coco wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
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They can have the strawberry pizza.
There's no such thing as strawberry pizza. Whoever decided to call strawberry pastry a pizza should do hard time.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:48 am
by hugodrax
SlowToke wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am
coco wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
Image
They can have the strawberry pizza.
There's no such thing as strawberry pizza. Whoever decided to call strawberry pastry a pizza should do hard time.
Wow. You're tough. You aren't wrong, mind. But you're tough!

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:49 am
by SlowToke
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:48 am
SlowToke wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am
coco wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
Image
They can have the strawberry pizza.
There's no such thing as strawberry pizza. Whoever decided to call strawberry pastry a pizza should do hard time.
Wow. You're tough. You aren't wrong, mind. But you're tough!
I wouldn't be so tough if this wasn't what's wrong with today's society. Drastic times call for drastic measures.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:34 pm
by coco
From the "Flavors of Summer" thread:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:02 am
John-Boy wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:59 am
Fresh cut grass
Except when it gets caught in my teeth.
Perhaps Jim has been hiding something.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:58 pm
by Nature of a Man
I'm not sure where this is headed, but I'm enjoying the show nonetheless.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:12 pm
by Del
coco wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:34 pm
From the "Flavors of Summer" thread:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:02 am
John-Boy wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:59 am
Fresh cut grass
Except when it gets caught in my teeth.
Perhaps Jim has been hiding something.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:50 pm
by Sir Moose
Somebody who knows his shipping address and has a few extra bucks (no pun intended) sitting around is sorely tempted to send him one of these.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:36 am
by coco
Sir Moose wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:50 pm
Somebody who knows his shipping address and has a few extra bucks (no pun intended) sitting around is sorely tempted to send him one of these.
I could wear it on my head for hootenannies.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:15 am
by UncleBob

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:17 am
by coco
article wrote:They've destroyed so many of the trees in our orchard. We use the apples to make the school chutney we sell.
"I am enraged." - Atom

article wrote:Last year we had twenty instances of children with ticks, and I think this summer we're going to have many more because they've been on the school field sunbathing and lounging among the plants.
"They are cutting into my farm profits." - Roadmaster

article wrote:Two were up on the garden walls, munching away at the greenery, and then one jumped down to join the four in the garden... there is a noticeable difference to the thickness of the hedging.
"The knights who say 'Ni' demand..... a sacrifice!" - The Knights Who Say Ni, A.K.A. The Knights Who Say Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang,
Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrrwringmm".

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 2:35 am
by Sir Moose