1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:02 am

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:01 am

ryland wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:38 pm
No, they don't.
Ryland gets it.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:02 am

That's not only annoying, its annoying in different ways.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:41 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:48 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:40 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:48 am
They Done Gone Liberal

The goat farmer running against Texas Republicans
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This is your brain on goats.
article wrote:"The farm says things on Twitter that might ruffle feathers," says Seger. "The farm is a living, breathing entity that has opinions," she adds. "The farm is not Lisa Seger. The farm is the farm."
Any questions?
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:47 pm

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They came from Hell
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:59 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:40 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:48 am
They Done Gone Liberal

The goat farmer running against Texas Republicans
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This is your brain on goats.
article wrote:"The farm says things on Twitter that might ruffle feathers," says Seger. "The farm is a living, breathing entity that has opinions," she adds. "The farm is not Lisa Seger. The farm is the farm."
Any questions?
LOL!
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:44 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:34 am

“[T]here’s likely no happy ending for these animals,” Allieri said.
I'll be happy.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:36 am

coco wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:34 am
“[T]here’s likely no happy ending for these animals,” Allieri said.
I'll be happy.
coco wrote:
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:25 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:19 pm

...in the Crazy Mountains
So named because people count goats there
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:19 pm

Predictable is preventable.


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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:30 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:19 pm
Predictable is preventable.


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I predict that poison will prevent that problem for perpetuity
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:05 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:19 am

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:05 am
https://youtu.be/U4mjEABM6qw
Watch this video and explain to me why anyone would want to cuddle with that.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:39 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:19 am
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:05 am
https://youtu.be/U4mjEABM6qw
Watch this video and explain to me why anyone would want to cuddle with that.
Maybe you should ask his wife. Or did you mean the goat?
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:29 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:54 am

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:29 am
Goats prefer happy people

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I'm happy when there are no goats.
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