1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:56 am

I can't believe they paid him to study what kind of people goats prefer to interact with! I bet he makes more than I do...
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I can't believe they paid him to study what kind of people goats prefer to interact with! I bet he makes more than I do...
His tombstone will proudly state: "Studied goats."
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Post by Bloodhound » Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:06 pm

Not only will they kick you when you are down...the jump up and stand on you and "Gloat" about it to their barnyard friends!

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Post by durangopipe » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:06 pm

Fred the goat on the run for a year, finally captured.

https://patch.com/new-jersey/hackettsto ... ckettstown

Bet he messed up the trout fishing on the Musconetcon.
Damn goat.
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Post by coco » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:42 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:06 pm
Fred the goat on the run for a year, finally captured.

https://patch.com/new-jersey/hackettsto ... ckettstown

Bet he messed up the trout fishing on the Musconetcon.
Damn goat.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:08 am

They've unionized.
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While traveling on vacation i saw a Goat strike in the middle of the road, i don't know their demands but i would vote Yes :-)


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Post by Sid.Stavros » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:41 am

coco wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:08 am
They've unionized.
Sid.Stavros wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:22 am
While traveling on vacation i saw a Goat strike in the middle of the road, i don't know their demands but i would vote Yes :-)

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:52 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by durangopipe » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:26 pm

UncleBob wrote:
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Coco... what did you do...?

Goat found alive with dagger in back on Camps Bay beach after suspected ritual
And when did you get back from South Africa?
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Post by coco » Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:21 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:26 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:52 am
Coco... what did you do...?

Goat found alive with dagger in back on Camps Bay beach after suspected ritual
And when did you get back from South Africa?
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Post by UncleBob » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:41 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by Bloodhound » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:50 pm

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Post by coco » Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:16 pm

UncleBob wrote:
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Weirdness.
Mountain Goats Are Being Airlifted Out of a National Park Because They Crave Human Pee
I'm annoyed with anyone that idolizes Bear Grylls.
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Post by coco » Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:17 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:50 pm
Goats make people late for work!
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/G ... 66351.html
Transit officials tweeted a picture of the black and white goats, captioning it, "Two very baaaaaad boys."
You know what else annoys me? Bad puns.
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Post by rgcurrey » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:12 am

UK in an uproar over legal goat hunting.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-sc ... s-45977780
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Post by durangopipe » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:46 am

rgcurrey wrote:
Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:12 am
UK in an uproar over legal goat hunting.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-sc ... s-45977780
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When did you and wife get back from Scotland Coco?
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