1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:23 pm

UncleBob wrote:They use that "because X" construct instead of "because of X".
And why did this travesty happen? Because internet.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:24 pm

Jocose wrote:They don't know how to play cards right.
Indeed. They eat them.
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Post by serapion » Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:21 pm

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Post by gravel » Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:11 pm

They always nudge him in the tenders.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:12 pm

Questionable aspirations

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No respect for the rules

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No respect for the law

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Skip » Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:12 pm

They refuse to consider the Oxford comma as anything other than an appetizer.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri May 01, 2015 7:33 am

Sir Moose wrote:Image
They always win when we play "the floor is lava"
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Post by Onyx » Fri May 01, 2015 7:39 am

coco wrote:
Sir Moose wrote:Image
They always win when we play "the floor is lava"
They always face East.

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Post by Del » Fri May 01, 2015 8:12 am

UncleBob wrote:Always quoting Chesterton
And they never quote Scripture.
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Post by Del » Fri May 01, 2015 8:13 am

They scatter the lawn with their chocolate berries.
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Post by Del » Fri May 01, 2015 8:14 am

Totally spoiling every Easter Egg hunt.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 8:16 am

They photobomb your avatar pic
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Post by FredS » Fri May 01, 2015 8:30 am

They don't understand Natural Law.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri May 01, 2015 8:31 am

FredS wrote:They don't understand Natural Law.
That's much more likely to annoy Del.
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Post by John-Boy » Fri May 01, 2015 1:10 pm

they get away with running around without their pants
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Post by coco » Fri May 01, 2015 1:13 pm

John-Boy wrote:they get away with running around without their pants
So do i.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 2:01 pm

They don't understand personal boundaries

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Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 2:07 pm

Always bleating about their second amendment rights.

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Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 2:09 pm

Don't understand "don't ask, don't tell".

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Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 2:10 pm

Always peeking in the ladies room..

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