1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:30 am

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Those are some serious moobs.
Not that I can talk.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:15 am

I was reminded of the goats by this farm we are staying on for thanksgiving, there are goats roaming around and my in law’s dog is scared of them...


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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:57 am

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I was reminded of the goats by this farm we are staying on for thanksgiving, there are goats roaming around and my in law’s dog is scared of them...


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We should listen to our dogs more, particularly what they tell us about goats and bacon.
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I was reminded of the goats by this farm we are staying on for thanksgiving, there are goats roaming around and my in law’s dog is scared of them...


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We should listen to our dogs more, particularly what they tell us about goats and bacon.
Pretty sure he loves bacon


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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:22 am

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:30 am

Should we send her one of these?

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:34 am

A fellow at work was wearing this for the Ugly Christmas Sweater contest. He came in second.

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Post by coco » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:07 am

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A fellow at work was wearing this for the Ugly Christmas Sweater contest. He came in second.

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SECOND?! What could possibly be more of an abomination than that?!!!
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Should we send her one of these?

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along with a Medal of Honor and a good lawyer
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:20 am

Their wide surf stance.
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:21 am

Always snaking his waves.
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:23 am

They throw tantrums when it's time to leave the beach
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:35 am

They don't help paddle
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:44 am

They don't drown nearly as easily as you would think.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:46 am

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They put barbers out of business.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:39 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:45 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:46 am
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They put barbers out of business.
This is how Bob and I lost our hair.

True story.
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Post by coco » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:46 pm

He was a fine, upstanding young man, but that was before he put on The Shirt.
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Post by coco » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:46 pm

I had one for lunch.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:56 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:45 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:46 am
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They put barbers out of business.
This is how Bob and I lost our hair.

True story.
No lie there.

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