1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by durangopipe » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:38 pm

Master Chief Charlie, the seafaring pygmy goat, sinks a Navy captain’s career.

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/sea-f ... 1701867221

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(The USS Lake Erie was my son’s ship, but He was onboard before Charlie showed up.)
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Post by Bloodhound » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:14 pm

They have their own butter and they dis-respect classic movie lines
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:43 pm

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:11 pm

This country is boned.
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Post by Bloodhound » Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:16 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:11 pm
This country is boned.
Yup
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Stanley76 » Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:58 am

They are used in some sausages, such as black puddings. A traditional dish from the Black Country in England is groaty pudding (not to be confused with groats pudding).......oh wait, nevermind.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:08 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:16 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:11 pm
This country is boned.
Yup
They want a rewrite for Buy Me Some Peanuts and Crackerjacks:

Oh bu-uy some epi pens and soy butter,
Or they might just die of a heart attack!
For it's none, not few, tree nuts about
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:22 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:08 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:16 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:11 pm
This country is boned.
Yup
They want a rewrite for Buy Me Some Peanuts and Crackerjacks:

Oh bu-uy some epi pens and soy butter,
Or they might just die of a heart attack!
For it's none, not few, tree nuts about
At today's ball game!
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Adam Z » Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:48 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:38 pm
Master Chief Charlie, the seafaring pygmy goat, sinks a Navy captain’s career.

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/sea-f ... 1701867221

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(The USS Lake Erie was my son’s ship, but He was onboard before Charlie showed up.)
That was a cool read. Also, the article that was linked to regarding the Lake Erie Lt who got married on board the ship, with the goat functioning as the ringbearer. I enjoyed that.
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Post by mont974x4 » Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:19 pm

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Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by coco » Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:04 pm

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Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by coco » Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:38 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:04 pm
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Hello FredS
Martin, Chase, and Short are unamused.
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Post by Hovannes » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:17 am

"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."


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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by durangopipe » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:01 pm

“LA Times” wrote:An unusual crime wave is sweeping through Fresno County: More than 60 goats — valued at roughly $27,000 — have gone missing in the last two months.
Coco is not a suspect.
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Post by Jocose » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:32 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:01 pm
“LA Times” wrote:An unusual crime wave is sweeping through Fresno County: More than 60 goats — valued at roughly $27,000 — have gone missing in the last two months.
Coco is not a suspect.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:29 pm

Possibly better than our last two presidential candidates
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