1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Fainn » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:40 pm

I once had a goat to keep around the barn and eat where the tractor couldn't reach. Her name was Lucy because I was really into the Beatles at the time.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by mont974x4 » Mon Sep 30, 2019 1:07 pm

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Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Del » Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:59 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am
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They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
You've been annoyed a lot lately.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:15 pm

Del wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:59 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am
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They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
You've been annoyed a lot lately.
Can you blame him, have you seen the state of things . . .
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:18 pm

Del wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:59 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am
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They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
You've been annoyed a lot lately.
Can you blame him, have you seen the state of things?!?






(quietly egging coco on)
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:18 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 1:07 pm
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Hello FredS
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There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:19 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:18 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:59 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am
Image

They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
You've been annoyed a lot lately.
Can you blame him, have you seen the state of things?!?






(quietly egging coco on)
As long as we are at it, stupid people in general annoy me. I am quite often annoyed.
"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax

There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:37 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:19 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:18 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:59 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am
Image

They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
You've been annoyed a lot lately.
Can you blame him, have you seen the state of things?!?






(quietly egging coco on)
As long as we are at it, stupid people in general annoy me. I am quite often annoyed.
Well, you are choosing to hang around here so I can understand why you are often annoyed.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by hugodrax » Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:52 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:19 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:18 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:59 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am
Image

They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
You've been annoyed a lot lately.
Can you blame him, have you seen the state of things?!?






(quietly egging coco on)
As long as we are at it, stupid people in general annoy me. I am quite often annoyed.
Hope you dont spend too much time alone. :lol:
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Del » Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:08 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:52 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:19 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:18 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:59 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am
Image

They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
You've been annoyed a lot lately.
Can you blame him, have you seen the state of things?!?






(quietly egging coco on)
As long as we are at it, stupid people in general annoy me. I am quite often annoyed.
Hope you dont spend too much time alone. :lol:
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:05 pm

Del wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:08 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:52 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:19 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:18 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:59 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am
Image

They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
You've been annoyed a lot lately.
Can you blame him, have you seen the state of things?!?






(quietly egging coco on)
As long as we are at it, stupid people in general annoy me. I am quite often annoyed.
Hope you dont spend too much time alone. :lol:
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:lol:
"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax

There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:07 pm

They like to say things like, "You never use any of that math you learn in high school anyway."
"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax

There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Oct 07, 2019 4:34 pm

"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax

There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:05 am

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri Oct 18, 2019 3:23 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:05 am
If I could play as a human I would be all in. I really like the way the blood spurts out of their necks when they are decapitated.
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Post by durangopipe » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:20 am

New Wildfire Erupts Near Reagan Library In Southern California

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Library spokeswoman Melissa Giller said the hilltop museum was safe. She said hundreds of goats are brought in each year to eat away vegetation that could fuel wildfires on the 300-acre (120-hectare) grounds, where Reagan and his wife, Nancy, are buried next to each other on a hillside.
So the real question is, what does Coco have against the Regean Library?
And, what are hectare grounds and why were Pres. Reagan and his wife buried on them?
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Post by FredS » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:30 am

Hectare grounds are ground hectares, duh. Brews a delicious drink that packs quite a buzz. Contrary to her famous "Just Say No" campaign, Mrs Reagan was a hectare addict.

She also kept goats.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by durangopipe » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:42 am

FredS wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:30 am
Hectare grounds are ground hectares, duh. Brews a delicious drink that packs quite a buzz. Contrary to her famous "Just Say No" campaign, Mrs Reagan was a hectare addict.

She also kept goats.
Good to know.
So it wasn't just astrology.

Good to know.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:33 pm

Grandson #2, on a field trip to the pumpkin patch, tries out the goat feeding conveyor belt.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:51 pm

Lamar Jackson claims that Tom Brady is a Goat leader...and well you all know how Coco feels about Brady...

Lamar Jackson calls Tom Brady ‘the GOAT of all GOATs,’ ahead of Sunday’s Patriots and Ravens showdown
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