1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 2:11 pm

Two words: Goat Yoga

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Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 2:13 pm

Unnatural lovin'

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Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 2:14 pm

Goat rap

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Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 2:17 pm

Always bleating about how they almost got bin Laden

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Post by UncleBob » Fri May 01, 2015 2:19 pm

Hello? Cubs curse!

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Post by FredS » Fri May 01, 2015 2:21 pm

They think they're the greatest of all time.
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Post by coco » Fri May 01, 2015 9:02 pm

FredS wrote:They think they're the greatest of all time.
Obviously that title goes to the Grateful Dead.
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Post by DepartedLight » Fri May 01, 2015 10:07 pm

seeing the thread title for the first time tonight i thought, wow, do i need to check out what the hell is going on here more or what?
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Post by UncleBob » Mon May 04, 2015 11:18 am

Always putting up their farms in contests.
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Post by coco » Mon May 04, 2015 11:22 am

UncleBob wrote:Always putting up their farms in contests.
Making punishment into a prize
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Post by gravel » Mon May 04, 2015 11:22 am

Loving that kudzu

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Post by John-Boy » Mon May 04, 2015 11:24 am

Trim meat and cut into bite size cubes.
In a bowl, combine meat with lemon juice, stir, then add onions, garlic thyme, curry paste, pepper, salt, and minced scotch bonnet (habenaro).
Cover and let stand in the refrigerator over night.
Heat oil in skillet and brown the meat.
Add water and simmer for one hour.
Add cubed squash and more water if needed and simmer till squash is tender.
Cook rice in rice cooker using coconut milk instead of water.
Serve stew over cooked rice.
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Post by coco » Mon May 04, 2015 11:34 am

John-Boy wrote:Trim meat and cut into bite size cubes.
In a bowl, combine meat with lemon juice, stir, then add onions, garlic thyme, curry paste, pepper, salt, and minced scotch bonnet (habenaro).
Cover and let stand in the refrigerator over night.
Heat oil in skillet and brown the meat.
Add water and simmer for one hour.
Add cubed squash and more water if needed and simmer till squash is tender.
Cook rice in rice cooker using coconut milk instead of water.
Serve stew over cooked rice.
Now I'm hungry. I guess that hunger is a form of annoyance.
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Post by coco » Mon May 04, 2015 11:37 am

gravel wrote:Loving that kudzu
May both them and their kudzu enter into eternal perdition.
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Post by gaining_age » Mon May 04, 2015 4:33 pm

Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
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Post by gaining_age » Mon May 04, 2015 4:35 pm

Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Post by gaining_age » Mon May 04, 2015 4:36 pm

They have a nicer boat.


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Post by hugodrax » Mon May 04, 2015 4:50 pm

You know, spend a few months convalescent flat on your back, finally get to roll over and take a look at what's on those internets...and it's this. Goat jokes. Bah.

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Post by TNLawPiper » Mon May 04, 2015 4:50 pm

hugodrax wrote:You know, spend a few months convalescent flat on your back, finally get to roll over and take a look at what's on those internets...and it's this. Goat jokes. Bah.
Welcome back! What happened? Did I miss something?

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Post by JimVH » Mon May 04, 2015 5:27 pm

hugodrax wrote:You know, spend a few months convalescent flat on your back, finally get to roll over and take a look at what's on those internets...and it's this. Goat jokes. Bah.
It's good to see you around, old friend.
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