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1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:30 pm
by UncleBob
They have a better agent so they get better movie roles.

Goats:
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coco:
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(Back row, 3rd from left)

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:30 pm
by UncleBob
coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Goats, in general.
Goats. And again I say, goats. Their incessant bleating, their appetite for things unmentionable, their pernicious desire to climb... Beelzebub himself is oft represented as a goat; for good reason. Never has a denizen of Hell been so worthy of the flames therein as a goat.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:31 pm
by UncleBob
Always leaving the cheese out to get hard.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:32 pm
by Skip
A goat once bit his sister.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:33 pm
by coco
They eat my tobacco.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:33 pm
by Irish-Dane
The fact that goats didn't bite his sister more often.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:33 pm
by FredS
They're not sheep.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:34 pm
by UncleBob
His sister once bit a goat.








It sued and won a gay wedding cake.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:34 pm
by coco
UncleBob wrote:Back row, 3rd from left
Teen Wolf was indeed my greatest role.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:35 pm
by UncleBob
coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Back row, 3rd from left
Teen Wolf was indeed my greatest role.
Yeah... something about "exposed" and "movie ending".

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:37 pm
by UncleBob
His sister started dating a goat in high school. Because of this, the family had to move and coco never got to attend his 7th grade fall dance.









(There will be blood!)

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:38 pm
by Irish-Dane
Goat Blood.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:39 pm
by coco
Those little bones in my curry

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:40 pm
by Irish-Dane
Curry mixed with goat blood.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:41 pm
by UncleBob
coco auditioned for a role in a movie about a small town that did not allow dancing and a young dancer who bucks the system and teaches a community a valuable lesson. The goat director cast Bacon instead.

To this day he secretly believes that bacon trumps coco in the food pyramid.

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:41 pm
by coco
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:42 pm
by coco
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:43 pm
by coco
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:43 pm
by coco
They are never as fun in real life as they are in the game

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:45 pm
by UncleBob
coco invented leg warmers just to fit in after dancing with his goat friends one evening. He made millions only to lose it all in a lawsuit filed by his goat friends claiming that they already invented it through evolution.







Oh, and they also won a gay wedding cake.