What the Hell Is Going On?

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Adam Z » Thu Sep 06, 2018 6:03 pm

When I was a kid, this was a show that my whole family made sure to watch together each week. The nostalgia factor is high. I am skeptical that the magic will be recaptured with a reboot though.

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:08 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Hovannes » Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:45 pm

"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by durangopipe » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:09 am

Hovannes wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:45 pm
This must be awkward---

https://www.yourcentralvalley.com/weird ... 1453971550
Well this certainly explains a lot of political speech!
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Goose55 » Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:45 am

Hovannes wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:45 pm
This must be awkward---

https://www.yourcentralvalley.com/weird ... 1453971550
Too much information, Hov
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by JimVH » Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:40 am

durangopipe wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:09 am
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:45 pm
This must be awkward---

https://www.yourcentralvalley.com/weird ... 1453971550
Well this certainly explains a lot of political speech!
Can it manifest in the fingers? That would explain few posts around here (self included).

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:31 pm

Girls plotted attack at Florida school, planned to leave body parts at entrance, police say
After first period, the mother of one of the suspects received a notice from the school that her daughter had not shown up for second period. Her mother called the school and said her daughter had been dropped off that morning, according to police.

Upon receiving that call, the principal organized school staff and law enforcement to conduct a search of the school.

The school's assistant principal found the girls in a bathroom in the 500 building "with a goblet," police said.

The girls were brought to the principal's office and one was asked to empty her pockets. When she did, school staff found a paring knife and a sharpener, police said.

Staff asked the girl why she had a weapon, and she said she and the other girl were plotting to attack and kill as many students as they could, police said.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Goose55 » Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:28 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:31 pm
Girls plotted attack at Florida school, planned to leave body parts at entrance, police say
After first period, the mother of one of the suspects received a notice from the school that her daughter had not shown up for second period. Her mother called the school and said her daughter had been dropped off that morning, according to police.

Upon receiving that call, the principal organized school staff and law enforcement to conduct a search of the school.

The school's assistant principal found the girls in a bathroom in the 500 building "with a goblet," police said.

The girls were brought to the principal's office and one was asked to empty her pockets. When she did, school staff found a paring knife and a sharpener, police said.

Staff asked the girl why she had a weapon, and she said she and the other girl were plotting to attack and kill as many students as they could, police said.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Cleon » Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:44 am

From useless facts:
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I just ordered some banana split vape juice.
Might I ask if you're using vaping to wean yourself off cigarettes or if it's something you enjoy and will continue to do in place of cigarettes?

I've never vaped so I don't know how enjoyable a banana split vape is but it certainly sounds nice.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by hugodrax » Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:56 pm

After twenty years of more or less abominating latakia in all-but-condimental doses, my palate has shifted. I think it's all the incense I've been huffing of a Sunday, but I'm worried about it. I mean, this stuff is produced by questionable sorts, you know.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Hovannes » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:37 am

"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Hovannes » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:56 am

"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Del » Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:14 pm

Hovannes wrote:
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Who steals a cheese grater?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix6Ek9pR2v4
He stole the guy's cheese grater?

Perp's just lucky that he wasn't in Wisconsin. That's all I have to say about that.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Hovannes » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:30 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:56 pm
After twenty years of more or less abominating latakia in all-but-condimental doses, my palate has shifted. I think it's all the incense I've been huffing of a Sunday, but I'm worried about it. I mean, this stuff is produced by questionable sorts, you know.
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Cyprus isn't zoned for camels with diarrhea and Syria isn't making Latakia any more.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:21 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by hugodrax » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:27 am

Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:31 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:27 am
Nope. Too easy.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:31 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:20 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Post by Jester » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:01 pm

School Punishes Male Teacher For Refusing To Watch A Naked Girl In The Boys’ Locker Room
With a “gag order,” school administrators forbade teachers from talking about the change, and ordered a male P.E. teacher to supervise the potentially undressed girl in the Chasco Middle School locker room, the letter says. When he refused to “knowingly place himself in a position to observe a minor female in the nude or otherwise in a state of undress,” administrators told him “he will be transferred to another school as discipline for ‘not doing your job in the locker room.'”
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