What the Hell Is Going On?

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:16 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:13 am
Highest rated ghost hunting show in history?
It kinda puts a new twist on this:
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:54 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Hovannes » Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:01 pm

My box of Cheerios has Ellen's picture on the back. Ellen's picture looks disturbingly similar to Donald Trump.
I don't want, or need, to deal with this nonsense just to have breakfast.

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Hovannes » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:49 pm

A Polish bovine heroine expert at escape and evasion:

http://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/2 ... month.html

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by hugodrax » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:21 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:01 pm
My box of Cheerios has Ellen's picture on the back. Ellen's picture looks disturbingly similar to Donald Trump.
I don't want, or need, to deal with this nonsense just to have breakfast.
They let you feed yourself, Ruprecht?
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:11 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by coco » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:17 pm

You could try adding THIS to your next batch of mead.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:45 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:17 pm
You could try adding THIS to your next batch of mead.
ICHABOD!
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"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by coco » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:52 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:45 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:17 pm
You could try adding THIS to your next batch of mead.
ICHABOD!
:chili:
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by gaining_age » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:59 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:21 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:01 pm
My box of Cheerios has Ellen's picture on the back. Ellen's picture looks disturbingly similar to Donald Trump.
I don't want, or need, to deal with this nonsense just to have breakfast.
They let you feed yourself, Ruprecht?
"Why is there a cork on the fork?... oh"
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by wosbald » Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:31 am

+JMJ+

The Hottest Social Scene in Town Isn’t the Singles’ Bar. It’s the Supermarket
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During their nine-month courtship, Jeremy and Jessica Ellis regularly met at a Harris Teeter in Norfolk, Va. LEIGH SKAGGS PHOTOGRAPHY


As traditional community hangouts shrink, supermarkets are becoming the place where people meet to socialize—and even fall in love


When Bob Schneider goes out on a Friday night, he no longer heads to the local singles bar. Instead, he goes to the grocery store.

“I once dated a woman from the potato section at Mariano’s,” says Mr. Schneider, a 67-year-old semiretired, twice-divorced lobbyist in Oak Brook, Ill. “The next thing you know we’re at the wine bar and then we’re dating.”

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Bob Schneider says a Mariano’s grocery store in Westchester, Ill., is his favorite place to meet new people. PHOTO: LUCY HEWETT FOR THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

Supermarkets—those havens of the not-so-scintillating chore of scouring numbered aisles, pushing carts and perusing produce—are finding a new identity as a social hub in communities. Parents now bring their children here to play, retirees gather for Bingo, and singles find romance.

Grocery stores are fulfilling the new role as traditional gathering spots, from shopping malls to social clubs like Lions Clubs and Rotary International, continue to shrink from decades-earlier peaks. Malls, in particular, are in danger of extinction. Credit Suisse has projected that up to 25% of malls will close over the next five years, as the internet continues to reshape the way Americans shop.

As more shoppers consider alternatives including online shopping apps and meal kits, grocers are finding ways to avoid a similar fate. Many are reinventing themselves as destination spots.

[…]




"In the end, My Immaculate Heart will triumph." - Our Lady of Fatima

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:26 am

Artificial Meteor Showers Will Soon Be Available For Under $40,000

This is why the rest of the world hates us.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by hugodrax » Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:33 am

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:26 am
Artificial Meteor Showers Will Soon Be Available For Under $40,000

This is why the rest of the world hates us.
We should so do this over tuttle's house.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:37 am

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:33 am
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:26 am
Artificial Meteor Showers Will Soon Be Available For Under $40,000

This is why the rest of the world hates us.
We should so do this over tuttle's house.
Can we go for the economy model on this and just light some gas soaked tennis balls and throw them back and forth over his house?
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

And he said to the man,
"Behold, the fear of the Lord, that is wisdom,
and to turn away from evil is understanding." - Job 28:28

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:41 am

rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:37 am
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:33 am
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:26 am
Artificial Meteor Showers Will Soon Be Available For Under $40,000

This is why the rest of the world hates us.
We should so do this over tuttle's house.
Can we go for the economy model on this and just light some gas soaked tennis balls and throw them back and forth over his house?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPP790ZTUyo
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by hugodrax » Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:42 am

rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:37 am
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:33 am
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:26 am
Artificial Meteor Showers Will Soon Be Available For Under $40,000

This is why the rest of the world hates us.
We should so do this over tuttle's house.
Can we go for the economy model on this and just light some gas soaked tennis balls and throw them back and forth over his house?
No. Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

And I like Tuttle, so burning down his house is certainly not an option.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:36 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Wed May 02, 2018 8:07 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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