What the Hell Is Going On?

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:05 pm

My wife says I'm manstruating anytime I disagree with her.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by OldWorldSwine » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:45 pm

John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:That didn't help. Still don't get it.
Me neither. It sounds like something that should be published April 1.
So what else is going on?
Soon, TNLP will start a thread about the "OFG Nose Trimmers and Man-scaping Ephemera."
OFGs pull their nose hairs out with their fingers.
Actually true.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by John-Boy » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:51 pm

OldWorldSwine wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:That didn't help. Still don't get it.
Me neither. It sounds like something that should be published April 1.
So what else is going on?
Soon, TNLP will start a thread about the "OFG Nose Trimmers and Man-scaping Ephemera."
OFGs pull their nose hairs out with their fingers.
Actually true.
Of course it's true. Get those things out of there!!


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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Jocose » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:18 pm

JimVH wrote:My wife says I'm manstruating anytime I disagree with her.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by John-Boy » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:35 pm

Next time yer wife disagrees with you just say, "oh that's just hormones" and see how that goes over.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:40 pm

John-Boy wrote:Next time yer wife disagrees with you just say, "oh that's just hormones" and see how that goes over.
Can't be any worse than saying "Stop acting puffy".
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by OldWorldSwine » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:48 pm

My wife and daughter would die of laughter if I attempted any such lame stunt such as trying to appropriate the symptoms of menses to generate sympathy.

ROTF - as they say - LTFAO.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by John-Boy » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:52 pm

"Oh my... you look like yer retaining water... is that why you've been cranky?"
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by OldWorldSwine » Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:04 pm

John-Boy wrote:"Oh my... you look like yer retaining water... is that why you've been cranky?"
"And I don't remember anything after that, Doc."
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by John-Boy » Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:04 pm

OldWorldSwine wrote:
John-Boy wrote:"Oh my... you look like yer retaining water... is that why you've been cranky?"
"And I don't remember anything after that, Doc."
:lol: :lol:
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by Thunktank » Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:00 pm

Jocose wrote:Have you seen Skip's avatar?
Yes, it made me smile with delight. I envision a solar cross in it as I prepare for winter solstice. :P
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:28 am

OldWorldSwine wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:That didn't help. Still don't get it.
Me neither. It sounds like something that should be published April 1.
So what else is going on?
Soon, TNLP will start a thread about the "OFG Nose Trimmers and Man-scaping Ephemera."
OFGs pull their nose hairs out with their fingers.
Actually true.
Most modern wannabe OFGs like many of us do (especially when prompted by SWMBO). A lot of traditional OFGs I know and knew generally ignored them as well as the one protruding from the ear.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by coco » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:30 am

jruegg wrote:I'm not sure why, but this commercial really touches my heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-naw12inrc
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by FredS » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:42 am

JudgeRusty wrote:Most modern wannabe OFGs like many of us do (especially when prompted by SWMBO). A lot of traditional OFGs I know and knew generally ignored them as well as the one protruding from the ear.
I've always figured that men get their hair gene from their mothers father. Grandpa B had a full head of hair his whole life. As do I - I'm much closer to the end than the beginning so I figure it's safe to say at this point that I'll not go bald. The problem is, he had too much hair. So much it started growing out his ears. Looked like ragged cotton balls sticking out the sides of his head. I'm noticing the same syndrome in my own ears. Those hairs are harder to pull with your fingers than nose hairs. I recon the ear wax makes 'em slippery. I keep a small pair of needle nose pliers handy for grooming.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:51 am

FredS wrote:
JudgeRusty wrote:Most modern wannabe OFGs like many of us do (especially when prompted by SWMBO). A lot of traditional OFGs I know and knew generally ignored them as well as the one protruding from the ear.
I've always figured that men get their hair gene from their mothers father. Grandpa B had a full head of hair his whole life. As do I - I'm much closer to the end than the beginning so I figure it's safe to say at this point that I'll not go bald. The problem is, he had too much hair. So much it started growing out his ears. Looked like ragged cotton balls sticking out the sides of his head. I'm noticing the same syndrome in my own ears. Those hairs are harder to pull with your fingers than nose hairs. I recon the ear wax makes 'em slippery. I keep a small pair of needle nose pliers handy for grooming.
I have a pair of curved surgical forceps at the ready. Those things are like vise grips on ear hairs, though not nearly as macho as pliers.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by UncleBob » Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:43 pm

OldWorldSwine wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:That didn't help. Still don't get it.
Me neither. It sounds like something that should be published April 1.
So what else is going on?
Soon, TNLP will start a thread about the "OFG Nose Trimmers and Man-scaping Ephemera."
OFGs pull their nose hairs out with their fingers.
Actually true.
Truth.
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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by hugodrax » Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:39 pm

UncleBob wrote:
OldWorldSwine wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:That didn't help. Still don't get it.
Me neither. It sounds like something that should be published April 1.
So what else is going on?
Soon, TNLP will start a thread about the "OFG Nose Trimmers and Man-scaping Ephemera."
OFGs pull their nose hairs out with their fingers.
Actually true.
Truth.
I'm a metrosexual.

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by TNLawPiper » Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:43 pm

UncleBob wrote:
OldWorldSwine wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:That didn't help. Still don't get it.
Me neither. It sounds like something that should be published April 1.
So what else is going on?
Soon, TNLP will start a thread about the "OFG Nose Trimmers and Man-scaping Ephemera."
OFGs pull their nose hairs out with their fingers.
Actually true.
Truth.
As do I. Put that in your unclaimed pipe sock and shove it up your

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Re: What the Hell Is Going On?

Post by hugodrax » Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:51 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
OldWorldSwine wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
John-Boy wrote:That didn't help. Still don't get it.
Me neither. It sounds like something that should be published April 1.
So what else is going on?
Soon, TNLP will start a thread about the "OFG Nose Trimmers and Man-scaping Ephemera."
OFGs pull their nose hairs out with their fingers.
Actually true.
Truth.
As do I. Put that in your unclaimed pipe sock and shove it up your
Nope. I now take nothing you say seriously. A man that can't purloin his wife's curved scissors out of her drawer and trim his nose hairs is on the evolutionary scale right next to Og-the-one-Legged who famously scoffed at the invention of the wheel. I hope they don't anesthetize you for your next surgery, tough guy.

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