ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by JimVH » Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:21 am

Cleon wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:13 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:05 am
Cleon wrote:
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My wife told me that she likes the way my cargo jeans fit. :dance:
You know, its respect that made me not type the obvious joke here.

Congrats, buddy. Glad you're doing well.
:lol: Obvious? Not to me. Let's hear it. I knew what I was getting into when I posted it. A good ribbing is part and parcel of the fun of CPS.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by John-Boy » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:14 am

I wonder if there’s cargo pjs.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:24 am

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:14 am
I wonder if there’s cargo pjs.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by John-Boy » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:26 am

coco wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:24 am
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:14 am
I wonder if there’s cargo pjs.
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Close.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:03 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:26 am
coco wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:24 am
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:14 am
I wonder if there’s cargo pjs.
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Close.
1. They are pajamas
2. They have a big pocket in the front
3. They have a similar aesthetic to cargo shorts

That's not "close," that's dead on.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:39 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:03 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:26 am
coco wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:24 am
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:14 am
I wonder if there’s cargo pjs.
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Close.
1. They are pajamas
2. They have a big pocket in the front
3. They have a similar aesthetic to cargo shorts

That's not "close," that's dead on.
:lol:
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Mon Nov 26, 2018 4:05 pm

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Thanksgiving Cargo
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by John-Boy » Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:46 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 4:05 pm
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Thanksgiving Cargo
Haha. That chump has a knife on his belt and one clipped to his pocket. Must think he’s some kind of ninja. Goes good with the cargos though.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:34 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:46 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 4:05 pm
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Thanksgiving Cargo
Haha. That chump has a knife on his belt and one clipped to his pocket. Must think he’s some kind of ninja. Goes good with the cargos though.
The Turkey carving knife set are in the pockets .
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:01 pm

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Might get these for the wife for Christmas.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:07 pm

Cleon wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:01 pm
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Might get these for the wife for Christmas.
That's what you're wearing in the video, isn't it? :yes:
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:47 pm

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Got ya!
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Mon Apr 08, 2019 11:49 am

First day of cargo short season here in the midwest. Yay!!!
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Mon Apr 08, 2019 11:54 am

Cleon wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:47 pm
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Got ya!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jester » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:16 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Mon Apr 22, 2019 3:15 pm

Jester wrote:
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The flip flops, though. You can't properly move as a man if you are wearing thong sandals. What happens if mountain lion attacks? You gonna fight that feline in your flip flops?
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by AFRS » Tue May 07, 2019 9:48 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 4:05 pm
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Thanksgiving Cargo
Notice the thanksgiving 'merry christmas' plaque behind the dude?
He could put that in his cargos.

I like cargo shorts. Never gonna give them up, never gonna let them down.

Same for speedo swim suits. Who wants 3 yards of wet nylon binding up around the midsection & legs - stupid.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by JudgeRusty » Wed May 08, 2019 5:50 am

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:14 am
I wonder if there’s cargo pjs.
It would be nice to have a place to keep all the trinkets I end up just having to hold while I sleep.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Sat May 11, 2019 9:48 am

Some people here will find this intriguing:
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