ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:45 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:58 pm

I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Hovannes » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:21 am

Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Sun Aug 07, 2016 12:37 pm

Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Rusty » Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:37 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:47 pm

See, here's the thing, cargo short utility trancends mere fashion. And really, c'mon, cargo shorts don't look that bad at all. The guys at GQ are just being d-bs. It's in their best interest to mock cargo short wearers so the uninitiated will move on to the next trend. I say no. Cargo shorts are too good.

And, a friend to Noone? Well, just yesterday, I was more than glad I was wearing my freindly cargo shorts. You see, I was at the Watermelon Festival with four little kids in tow. And it was hot. And muggy. Short weather for sure. Where do I put the water bottles, napkins, extra socks and hair thingies? Left leg pocket. Where do I put the ride tickets, bubbles, and vendor freebies? Right leg pocket. Wallet and cell phone? Right hip...you get it? You dig it?
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:50 pm

Oh yeah. The bigger the pockets, the better.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Hovannes » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:52 pm

Cleon wrote:
See, here's the thing, cargo short utility trancends mere fashion. And really, c'mon, cargo shorts don't look that bad at all. The guys at GQ are just being d-bs. It's in their best interest to mock cargo short wearers so the uninitiated will move on to the next trend. I say no. Cargo shorts are too good.

And, a friend to Noone? Well, just yesterday, I was more than glad I was wearing my freindly cargo shorts. You see, I was at the Watermelon Festival with four little kids in tow. And it was hot. And muggy. Short weather for sure. Where do I put the water bottles, napkins, extra socks and hair thingies? Left leg pocket. Where do I put the ride tickets, bubbles, and vendor freebies? Right leg pocket. Wallet and cell phone? Right hip...you get it? You dig it?
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:57 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.
Cheap entertainment I guess.

I post pics of people wearing Cargos on my snapchat.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Sun Aug 07, 2016 5:57 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.
Cheap entertainment I guess.

I post pics of people wearing Cargos on my snapchat.
My seventh grader and his friends do that sort of thing a lot.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 6:19 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.
Cheap entertainment I guess.

I post pics of people wearing Cargos on my snapchat.
My seventh grader and his friends do that sort of thing a lot.
Good times!
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 6:58 pm

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This just posted to my story in snapchat.
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Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:00 pm

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And another.
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Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:04 pm

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Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:15 pm

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Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:20 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:28 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:31 pm

I call shenanigans! Humffff! :x
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