ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:47 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Rusty » Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:08 pm

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Where did you get all these pics of Thunk in cargo shorts? BTW this one is the back of his wife's skirt - no cargo shorts there.

Plaid cargo shorts - that's kind of cool. I don't have any of those. <green> Leather might be nice too but that seems German - new age lederhosen. I do have tie-dyed. Those are kind of retro into an imaginary past. Though there may have been cotton hiking shorts with cargo pockets that were tie-dyed.

I'm looking for a cargo hat to go with the cargo shorts. I got the cargo shirt. And the cargo vest.
Also summer conversion to winter with zip in leg bottoms and fleece lining might be good.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:22 pm

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Jocose wrote:Image
Where did you get all these pics of Thunk in cargo shorts? BTW this one is the back of his wife's skirt - no cargo shorts there.

Plaid cargo shorts - that's kind of cool. I don't have any of those. <green> Leather might be nice too but that seems German - new age lederhosen. I do have tie-dyed. Those are kind of retro into an imaginary past. Though there may have been cotton hiking shorts with cargo pockets that were tie-dyed.

I'm looking for a cargo hat to go with the cargo shorts. I got the cargo shirt. And the cargo vest.
Also summer conversion to winter with zip in leg bottoms and fleece lining might be good.
Look closely, those are cargos. It did take a couple of tries to get the pic because his wife was so large.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by hogleg » Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:33 am

coco wrote:SOON

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:36 am

hogleg wrote:
coco wrote:SOON

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Hovannes » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:30 pm

Curses! :twisted: Mrs Hov decided to trim the claws on her terrier this afternoon and asked if I'd hold the lil' critter while she did the deed.
I did and the pooch got quicked three times. Now I've got terrier blood stains all over my cargo shorts, dag nabbit!
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Mon Aug 08, 2016 6:07 pm

Hovannes wrote:Curses! :twisted: Mrs Hov decided to trim the claws on her terrier this afternoon and asked if I'd hold the lil' critter while she did the deed.
I did and the pooch got quicked three times. Now I've got terrier blood stains all over my cargo shorts, dag nabbit!
Poor dog.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by TNLawPiper » Mon Aug 08, 2016 6:27 pm

Hovannes wrote:Curses! :twisted: Mrs Hov decided to trim the claws on her terrier this afternoon and asked if I'd hold the lil' critter while she did the deed.
I did and the pooch got quicked three times. Now I've got terrier blood stains all over my cargo shorts, dag nabbit!
Good on her! You should dress a deer when you wear your other pairs.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:57 am

TNLawPiper wrote:
Hovannes wrote:Curses! :twisted: Mrs Hov decided to trim the claws on her terrier this afternoon and asked if I'd hold the lil' critter while she did the deed.
I did and the pooch got quicked three times. Now I've got terrier blood stains all over my cargo shorts, dag nabbit!
Good on her! You should dress a deer when you wear your other pairs.
Just tell people that the blood stains are from the last guy who made a snide comment about your cargo shorts.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:21 pm

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TNLawPiper wrote:
Hovannes wrote:Curses! :twisted: Mrs Hov decided to trim the claws on her terrier this afternoon and asked if I'd hold the lil' critter while she did the deed.
I did and the pooch got quicked three times. Now I've got terrier blood stains all over my cargo shorts, dag nabbit!
Good on her! You should dress a deer when you wear your other pairs.
Just tell people that the blood stains are from the last guy who made a snide comment about your cargo shorts.
Last year I field dressed, skinned and quartered a buck in the field in under 30 minutes without getting blood on my pants. My boots and shirt weren't so lucky.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:30 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:31 pm

coco wrote:Image
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Love the crocs
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:32 pm

Jocose wrote:
coco wrote:Image
(Mario Batali, chef and cargopro)
Love the crocs
I know, right? I always love pink and orange together.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by hogleg » Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:08 am

coco wrote:Image
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Pic taken in the Walmart parking lot?

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:23 am

hogleg wrote:
coco wrote:Image
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Pic taken in the Walmart parking lot?
I'm not sure. Jocose took the picture... right after he said something about Batali's cargo shorts.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:03 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by bean_counter » Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:07 pm

I'm on vacation starting today so I dragged the cargo shorts out of the closet where they had resided since last August.

I dieted and now they're all waaay too big. Even the smaller ones.

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Post by Del » Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:42 pm

The crap you coasties care about....
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by TNLawPiper » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:39 pm

I just asked Morley if I could borrow some of his sheer, abject rage. He regretfully obliged.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by A_Morley » Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:16 am

TNLawPiper wrote:I just asked Morley if I could borrow some of his sheer, abject rage. He regretfully obliged.
You'll have to take a rain check. It's supply has been overextended at this time.
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