ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by hugodrax » Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:14 am

I have seen nothing but shitkickery in this thread from all interested parties.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:11 am

hugodrax wrote:I have seen nothing but shitkickery in this thread from all interested parties.
Says the person who posts the word "shitkickery." That's sort of like what a hillbilly calls a redneck.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by hogleg » Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:38 am

Rusty wrote:"Cargo shorts are a staple of men's summer wardrobes." ... and will remain so esp. with OFGs.
OFGs, by definition, don't wear shorts.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:10 am

Cargo shorts should not be limited to just summer wear...I wear them year round. I used to have to wear a uniform for work...so when I got home it was off with the uniform and into the cargo shorts...now its business clothing to work and cargo shorts when I get home. If we go out or on the weekends levis mostly but at home cargo shorts Summer, Winter, Fall and Spring
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:26 am

I have 5 pairs of cargo shorts, 5 pairs of cargo pants, & 2 pairs of cargo jeans. No rip stops. I might have to remedy that.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by JimVH » Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:46 am

hogleg wrote:
Rusty wrote:"Cargo shorts are a staple of men's summer wardrobes." ... and will remain so esp. with OFGs.
OFGs, by definition, don't wear shorts.
Hogleg makes a valid point. All the OFG's in my lineage wouldn't have been caught dead in shorts.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by hugodrax » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:00 am

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hugodrax wrote:I have seen nothing but shitkickery in this thread from all interested parties.
Says the person who posts the word "shitkickery." That's sort of like what a hillbilly calls a redneck.
No, it's not.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:10 am

Rusty wrote:"Cargo shorts are a staple of men's summer wardrobes." ... and will remain so esp. with OFGs. Of course not with fashion plate Jocose.

Psst... Jocose, Bell bottoms are back.
OFGs do not wear cargo shorts outside of extreme utilitarian necessity. Never have, never will.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Fainn » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:11 am

As in Old Farting Geezers? Couldn't resist.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:14 am

JimVH wrote:
hogleg wrote:
Rusty wrote:"Cargo shorts are a staple of men's summer wardrobes." ... and will remain so esp. with OFGs.
OFGs, by definition, don't wear shorts.
Hogleg makes a valid point. All the OFG's in my lineage wouldn't have been caught dead in shorts.
Hogleg is absolutely correct, and you, and everyone else in this thread, should have listened to your forefathers.

YOU WHO WEAR CARGO SHORTS REGULARLY ARE THE REASON AMERICA IS SUFFERING.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:15 am

Fainn wrote:As in Old Farting Geezers? Couldn't resist.
If you don't know what OFG means, you ain't one.

Plus, you wear skirts.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:17 am

Cleon wrote:I have 5 pairs of cargo shorts, 5 pairs of cargo pants, & 2 pairs of cargo jeans. No rip stops. I might have to remedy that.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Del » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:17 am

Skip wrote:I wear kilts. Does anyone honestly think I give a rodent's rectum what they think about cargo shorts?
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:28 am

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Skip wrote:I wear kilts. Does anyone honestly think I give a rodent's rectum what they think about cargo shorts?
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Fainn » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:15 am

TNLawPiper wrote:
Fainn wrote:As in Old Farting Geezers? Couldn't resist.
If you don't know what OFG means, you ain't one.

Plus, you wear skirts.
Never worn one.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by FredS » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:20 am

I'm not sure who decided cargo shorts are passé, but I suspect it's probably the same hipsters who think man buns are attractive.

As if I care about the fashion trends of childish men.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:55 am

FredS wrote:I'm not sure who decided cargo shorts are passé, but I suspect it's probably the same hipsters who think man buns are attractive.

As if I care about the fashion trends of childish men.
Childish men wear short pants. Grown-ups do not.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:21 am

hogleg wrote:
Rusty wrote:"Cargo shorts are a staple of men's summer wardrobes." ... and will remain so esp. with OFGs.
OFGs, by definition, don't wear shorts.
So you're an OFG?

I am not. But I still like overalls, cargo shorts and blue jeans, though I haven't worn overalls since childhood on the farm.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:22 am

JimVH wrote:
hogleg wrote:
Rusty wrote:"Cargo shorts are a staple of men's summer wardrobes." ... and will remain so esp. with OFGs.
OFGs, by definition, don't wear shorts.
Hogleg makes a valid point. All the OFG's in my lineage wouldn't have been caught dead in shorts.
You were the black sheep of the family weren't you? :lol:
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