ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Skip » Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:17 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:57 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:26 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:41 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:37 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:06 pm
Cargo shorts are permissible when: 1) it is necessary to carry cargo; and 2) said cargo cannot or should not be carried by other means, such as a jacket, vest, or carrying bag of some sort. Avoiding the unnecessary raising of one's upper body temperature is a reasonable cause for the eschewing of a vest or jacket, but one must remember that full pockets in an upper body garment or a satchel do not affect one's movement quite the same as heavy pants pockets.
1) It is always necessary to carry cargo.

2) No shirt. Therefore, cargo shorts.
Are they camouflage, too?
Cammo and rip-stop.
I'm done with this forum.
New category: Cargo Shorts Rage Quit
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by UncleBob » Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:21 pm

Skip wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:17 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:57 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:26 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:41 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:37 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:06 pm
Cargo shorts are permissible when: 1) it is necessary to carry cargo; and 2) said cargo cannot or should not be carried by other means, such as a jacket, vest, or carrying bag of some sort. Avoiding the unnecessary raising of one's upper body temperature is a reasonable cause for the eschewing of a vest or jacket, but one must remember that full pockets in an upper body garment or a satchel do not affect one's movement quite the same as heavy pants pockets.
1) It is always necessary to carry cargo.

2) No shirt. Therefore, cargo shorts.
Are they camouflage, too?
Cammo and rip-stop.
I'm done with this forum.
New category: Cargo Shorts Rage Quit
New CPS Award?
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Skip » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:11 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:21 pm
Skip wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:17 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:57 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:26 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:41 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:37 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:06 pm
Cargo shorts are permissible when: 1) it is necessary to carry cargo; and 2) said cargo cannot or should not be carried by other means, such as a jacket, vest, or carrying bag of some sort. Avoiding the unnecessary raising of one's upper body temperature is a reasonable cause for the eschewing of a vest or jacket, but one must remember that full pockets in an upper body garment or a satchel do not affect one's movement quite the same as heavy pants pockets.
1) It is always necessary to carry cargo.

2) No shirt. Therefore, cargo shorts.
Are they camouflage, too?
Cammo and rip-stop.
I'm done with this forum.
New category: Cargo Shorts Rage Quit
New CPS Award?
Kinda what I meant. You're the senior judge; you gotta make the call.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:58 pm

I have to mow the back yard tonight...I WILL WEAR CARGO SHORTS :taco:
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:36 am

PSA:

This is 2017. Cargo shaming is not acceptable. Closing related is Dad shaming. Also not acceptable. Do not do it.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:36 am

I am wearing cargo shorts and white New Balance walking shoes.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by hugodrax » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:58 am

Cleon wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:36 am
PSA:

This is 2017. Cargo shaming is not acceptable. Closing related is Dad shaming. Also not acceptable. Do not do it.
Are you suggesting that heterosexual males, members of the unelected patriarchy, cannot be shamed? If so, it is only because their heteronormative values are themselves shameless. Normie breeder scum.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:24 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:58 am
Cleon wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:36 am
PSA:

This is 2017. Cargo shaming is not acceptable. Closing related is Dad shaming. Also not acceptable. Do not do it.
Are you suggesting that heterosexual males, members of the unelected patriarchy, cannot be shamed? If so, it is only because their heteronormative values are themselves shameless. Normie breeder scum.
You sweet talker, you.

It's mostly because I have a gaggle of girls at home and they won't let anyone shame their Dad. The teens are especially fierce. They go all SJW on my foes.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Del » Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:34 pm

I'm wearing an orange pocket T-shirt with olive green cargo shorts.


I have no idea if this is okay or not.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:30 pm

This morning I emptied my truck of left behind "garbage" from a client who sold his house. He's out of town now, but in order to keep everyone else happy, I had to load and dispose of all the left behind thingd. Anyway, a lot of it was dirty and half way through the project I realized that the clean cargo short I had put on just two hours previously were by now very dirty. Once the project of garbage disposal was completed I raced back home took a quick shower and put on a clean pair of cargo shorts. I then worked from home. Happiness. :dancingpie:
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Rusty » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:06 pm

Del wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:34 pm
I'm wearing an orange pocket T-shirt with olive green cargo shorts.


I have no idea if this is okay or not.
I think it works for you esp. if the t-shirt is neon orange.
People are constantly telling me that blue and green don't go together. I wave at the horizon with green trees and a blue sky. Of course it works. You would like it. Today is a turquoise pocket t-shirt with blue cotton shorts and an olive sweat shirt because it was cool out. Summer is missing. Nobody complained.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:14 am

I spent the entire day Saturday in the truck driving across the state and back...so Yesterday was a work around the house day...I wore dark green cargo shorts all day.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Skip » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:33 am

Yesterday, to get a laugh out of the worship leader, I wore one of my utilikilts to worship practice. Then I switched over to a pair of grey cargo shorts for the service itself.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:12 am

Spent part of the weekend moving my sister out of the hills of Kentucky. I was glad for the utility of the cargo shorts.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Thinking of upping my dad game. Cargo shorts with stretchy waist. Sweet.Image

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sat May 12, 2018 6:36 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sat May 12, 2018 6:37 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:38 pm

I bought more shorts the other day. They are not cargo shorts. My old cargo shorts are comfy and almost thread bear. But I feel compelled to act like I care how I look lately. I've been getting compliments.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by TNLawPiper » Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:55 pm

You people disgust me!

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