ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:45 pm

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Post by Jocose » Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:58 pm

I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Hovannes » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:21 am

Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Sun Aug 07, 2016 12:37 pm

Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Rusty » Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:37 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.
Tell 'im God created the universe while wearing cargo shorts, divine cargo shorts.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:47 pm

See, here's the thing, cargo short utility trancends mere fashion. And really, c'mon, cargo shorts don't look that bad at all. The guys at GQ are just being d-bs. It's in their best interest to mock cargo short wearers so the uninitiated will move on to the next trend. I say no. Cargo shorts are too good.

And, a friend to Noone? Well, just yesterday, I was more than glad I was wearing my freindly cargo shorts. You see, I was at the Watermelon Festival with four little kids in tow. And it was hot. And muggy. Short weather for sure. Where do I put the water bottles, napkins, extra socks and hair thingies? Left leg pocket. Where do I put the ride tickets, bubbles, and vendor freebies? Right leg pocket. Wallet and cell phone? Right hip...you get it? You dig it?
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Post by Cleon » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:50 pm

Oh yeah. The bigger the pockets, the better.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Hovannes » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:52 pm

Cleon wrote:
See, here's the thing, cargo short utility trancends mere fashion. And really, c'mon, cargo shorts don't look that bad at all. The guys at GQ are just being d-bs. It's in their best interest to mock cargo short wearers so the uninitiated will move on to the next trend. I say no. Cargo shorts are too good.

And, a friend to Noone? Well, just yesterday, I was more than glad I was wearing my freindly cargo shorts. You see, I was at the Watermelon Festival with four little kids in tow. And it was hot. And muggy. Short weather for sure. Where do I put the water bottles, napkins, extra socks and hair thingies? Left leg pocket. Where do I put the ride tickets, bubbles, and vendor freebies? Right leg pocket. Wallet and cell phone? Right hip...you get it? You dig it?
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:57 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.
Cheap entertainment I guess.

I post pics of people wearing Cargos on my snapchat.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Sun Aug 07, 2016 5:57 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.
Cheap entertainment I guess.

I post pics of people wearing Cargos on my snapchat.
My seventh grader and his friends do that sort of thing a lot.

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Post by Jocose » Sun Aug 07, 2016 6:19 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:I for one am glad for cargo wearers, I get a big chuckle from seeing them.
I still don't get it. Why do you care that other dudes are wearing cargo shorts? I'm totally perplexed by this. Now I do understand why one would find them inappropriate to wear to the board room or church along with hoodies, jeans, sneakers and work boots.
Cheap entertainment I guess.

I post pics of people wearing Cargos on my snapchat.
My seventh grader and his friends do that sort of thing a lot.
Good times!
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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This just posted to my story in snapchat.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:31 pm

I call shenanigans! Humffff! :x

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