Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by John-Boy » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:31 am

plainview wrote:
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by JimVH » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:34 am

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:31 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
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Pizza!
pizza covered with gross oozing zits
It's a pizzit.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by John-Boy » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:43 am

JimVH wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:34 am
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:31 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
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Pizza!
pizza covered with gross oozing zits
It's a pizzit.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am

plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
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Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by FredS » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:32 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
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Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
Lose the raisins and I'd eat the hell out of that thing.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:39 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:32 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
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Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
Lose the raisins and I'd eat the hell out of that thing.
I know, right?!
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:56 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:39 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:32 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
Image
Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
Lose the raisins and I'd eat the hell out of that thing.
I know, right?!
Image

:chili:
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:07 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:32 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
Image
Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
Lose the raisins and I'd eat the hell out of that thing.
If they were chocolate pieces instead of raisins it would make more sense for sure.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)

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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:28 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:07 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:32 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
Image
Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
Lose the raisins and I'd eat the hell out of that thing.
If they were chocolate pieces instead of raisins it would make more sense for sure.
I assume peanuts are available for a buck extra.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by FredS » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:08 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:07 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:32 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
Image
Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
Lose the raisins and I'd eat the hell out of that thing.
If they were chocolate pieces instead of raisins it would make more sense for sure.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by JudgeRusty » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:44 am

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:56 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:39 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:32 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
Image
Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
Lose the raisins and I'd eat the hell out of that thing.
I know, right?!
Image

:chili:
perhaps it is time to start a trail mix pizza recipe thread
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by UncleBob » Sun Oct 29, 2017 1:01 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by JimVH » Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:07 pm

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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by plainview » Tue Oct 31, 2017 9:29 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:07 pm
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The candy corn has been hiding in plain site all this time.

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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Oct 31, 2017 9:47 pm

JimVH wrote:
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I wish, but not tonight. BTW, I bought a bag of Indian Corn this evening and set them back, out of the goodie bowl.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:55 am

I made it through Halloween with out one candy corn passing my lips :bacon:
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by coco » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:27 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
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I made it through Halloween with out one candy corn passing my lips :bacon:
:taco:
Me too.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by coco » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:30 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:44 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:56 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:39 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:32 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
Image
Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
Lose the raisins and I'd eat the hell out of that thing.
I know, right?!
Image

:chili:
perhaps it is time to start a trail mix pizza recipe thread
Trail mix pizza doesn't sound as bad as that strawberry pizza that we were talking about. Of course, even that sounds better than candy corn pizza.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by hugodrax » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:53 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:30 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:44 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:56 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:39 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:32 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:29 am
plainview wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
Image
Pizza!
This is why the rest of the world hates 'Merica.
Lose the raisins and I'd eat the hell out of that thing.
I know, right?!
Image

:chili:
perhaps it is time to start a trail mix pizza recipe thread
Trail mix pizza doesn't sound as bad as that strawberry pizza that we were talking about. Of course, even that sounds better than candy corn pizza.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:29 pm

October is pending. The sky gets a little deeper blue. Crickets start singing about 3 in the afternoon. You get those cool moon is out in blue sky stuff.

It's time once again for the His and Hers Candy Corn gifting!

That's right. You can send a Tobacco Fairy His and Hers Candy Corn gift package and remain completely anonymous.

If interested contact your local Tobacco Fairy Chapter and submit your happy couple's information to receive the gift from The Tobacco Fairy. All the while holding your anonymity in the strictest of confidence.
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