I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Fri May 29, 2020 11:20 am

awesome
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:52 am

I saw her! I saw her!
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There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by AnungUnRama » Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:03 am

coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:52 am
I saw her! I saw her!
Image
:confused: :?: :confused: :?:
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:06 pm

AnungUnRama wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:03 am
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:52 am
I saw her! I saw her!
Image
:confused: :?: :confused: :?:
It's the Tobacco Fairy! I saw her! She was in my back yard!

She left me a tin of Samuel Gawith and a toy goat.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JimVH » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:55 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:06 pm
AnungUnRama wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:03 am
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:52 am
I saw her! I saw her!
Image
:confused: :?: :confused: :?:
It's the Tobacco Fairy! I saw her! She was in my back yard!

She left me a tin of Samuel Gawith and a toy goat.
The only thing missing is the Wyatt Derp badge.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:59 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:55 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:06 pm
AnungUnRama wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:03 am
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:52 am
I saw her! I saw her!
Image
:confused: :?: :confused: :?:
It's the Tobacco Fairy! I saw her! She was in my back yard!

She left me a tin of Samuel Gawith and a toy goat.
The only thing missing is the Wyatt Derp badge.
Wyatt Derp was at the Zoom meetup last night. He did not look like that.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:08 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:59 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:55 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:06 pm
AnungUnRama wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:03 am
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:52 am
I saw her! I saw her!
Image
:confused: :?: :confused: :?:
It's the Tobacco Fairy! I saw her! She was in my back yard!

She left me a tin of Samuel Gawith and a toy goat.
The only thing missing is the Wyatt Derp badge.
Wyatt Derp was at the Zoom meetup last night. He did not look like that.
My butt is better than hers.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by AFRS » Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:11 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:08 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:59 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:55 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:06 pm
AnungUnRama wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:03 am
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:52 am
I saw her! I saw her!
Image
:confused: :?: :confused: :?:
It's the Tobacco Fairy! I saw her! She was in my back yard!

She left me a tin of Samuel Gawith and a toy goat.
The only thing missing is the Wyatt Derp badge.
Wyatt Derp was at the Zoom meetup last night. He did not look like that.
My butt is better than hers.
Butt we can't see her butt.

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JMG » Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:57 pm

AFRS wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:11 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:08 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:59 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:55 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:06 pm
AnungUnRama wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:03 am
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:52 am
I saw her! I saw her!
Image
:confused: :?: :confused: :?:
It's the Tobacco Fairy! I saw her! She was in my back yard!

She left me a tin of Samuel Gawith and a toy goat.
The only thing missing is the Wyatt Derp badge.
Wyatt Derp was at the Zoom meetup last night. He did not look like that.
My butt is better than hers.
Butt we can't see her butt.
I can't speak to the better butt...and don't believe I ever would. But they both seem to be snazzy dressers.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JMG » Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:26 pm

Beyond blessed by the Tobacco fairy...fairies, rather. One of them loved on my kiddos (also sent some tobacco samples for me and candy for the wife) and another sent me quite the haul today and a really cool tamper! I tried out the Unscented Brown Flake tonight and it was fantastic.

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Personalized gifts for each of my girls. # 1 got art supplies My #2 actually got an apron and two other kitchen knives (I didn't think it was wise to pose with three knives), and they were "rainbowed". #3 got stuffed animals. All three were thrilled.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:38 am

JMG wrote:
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:26 pm
Beyond blessed by the Tobacco fairy...fairies, rather. One of them loved on my kiddos (also sent some tobacco samples for me and candy for the wife) and another sent me quite the haul today and a really cool tamper! I tried out the Unscented Brown Flake tonight and it was fantastic.

Image

Personalized gifts for each of my girls. # 1 got art supplies My #2 actually got an apron and two other kitchen knives (I didn't think it was wise to pose with three knives), and they were "rainbowed". #3 got stuffed animals. All three were thrilled.
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I don't know about that smile on the young lady holding that knife! :).
Very nice tobaccos there, btw.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Gabriel » Mon Sep 21, 2020 4:20 pm

The tobacco fairy strikes again! Two TF’s from the Texas branch combined to send tobacco, candy, and a cherry pie .

A crazy amount of unsolicited goodness.
Sola Deo Gloria

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:00 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Mon Sep 21, 2020 4:20 pm
The tobacco fairy strikes again! Two TF’s from the Texas branch combined to send tobacco, candy, and a cherry pie Image.

A crazy amount of unsolicited goodness.
This refreshes my soul.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Gabriel » Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:59 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Gabriel wrote:
Mon Sep 21, 2020 4:20 pm
The tobacco fairy strikes again! Two TF’s from the Texas branch combined to send tobacco, candy, and a cherry pie Image.

A crazy amount of unsolicited goodness.
This refreshes my soul.
Seriously, I laughed out loud while my wife and daughter looked at me like I was crazy.

Image

It’s a little smooshed, but seems to be intact.
Sola Deo Gloria

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Gabriel » Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:13 pm

8O Ok, you all are crazy as can be. I was gone for three days taking a quick last minute camping trip with the family and came home to two more boxes from tobacco fairies. 8O

One box I was expecting, though not the amount of tobacco inside. The other? Nope, I don’t even recognize the return m address. I only know one other CPSer in that town off the top of my head and he’s not really active here these days. A mystery!

This is getting embarrassing. Awesome Of course, but... why? :oops:
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:45 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:13 pm
...why?
Why not?
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:45 pm
Gabriel wrote:
Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:13 pm
...why?
Why not?
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

Why not is the B answer.

Because is the top shelf A answer.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by arank87 » Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:10 pm

The tobacco fairy sent me a tin of well aged Maltese Falcon. I am very excited to smoke this and extremely grateful. You know who you are!
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:21 pm

I was Tobacco Elfed today.

A small sample of different tobaccos for each day in Advent. They're numbered and everything.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by AFRS » Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:40 pm

:bacon: :cheese: :chili: :taco: :signofcross:
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:21 pm
I was Tobacco Elfed today.

A small sample of different tobaccos for each day in Advent. They're numbered and everything.

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