I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Jocose » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:57 pm

JimVH wrote:
Jocose wrote:I check the mail nearly everyday I'm home. Nothing, nothing, no love from the TF thus my unbelief.
You just have to BELIEVE.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by hugodrax » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:16 pm

Jocose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Jocose wrote:I check the mail nearly everyday I'm home. Nothing, nothing, no love from the TF thus my unbelief.
You just have to BELIEVE.
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Believe this.
That's easy to believe.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Del » Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:57 am

The TF, in her traveling BaccyFlap.

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:09 am

Del wrote:The TF, in her traveling BaccyFlap.

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:lol:
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JimVH » Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:23 am

Jocose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Jocose wrote:I check the mail nearly everyday I'm home. Nothing, nothing, no love from the TF thus my unbelief.
You just have to BELIEVE.
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Believe this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4NwP3wes4M8

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:36 am

JimVH wrote:
Jocose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Jocose wrote:I check the mail nearly everyday I'm home. Nothing, nothing, no love from the TF thus my unbelief.
You just have to BELIEVE.
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Believe this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4NwP3wes4M8
I would say that the Tobacco Fairy only visits good little boys and girls, but the Tobacco Fairy visited me.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:13 am

I received an envelope from the tobacco fairy years ago, but it was just DL sending me samples of his blends to try... I guess that was back in the gag days...
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:15 am

coco wrote:
Del wrote:The TF, in her traveling BaccyFlap.

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:lol:
I almost spit my coffee out...
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:39 am

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:I received an envelope from the tobacco fairy years ago, but it was just DL sending me samples of his blends to try... I guess that was back in the gag days...
good times
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Feel free to use that quote in your signature. Stanley76 » 22 Feb 2019 21:50

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:39 am

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
coco wrote:
Del wrote:The TF, in her traveling BaccyFlap.

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:lol:
I almost spit my coffee out...
:lol:
DL Jake

Feel free to use that quote in your signature. Stanley76 » 22 Feb 2019 21:50

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Gabriel » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:16 am

The tobacco has brought much joy to our house this Fall. Gifts for the whole family. We're TF believers over here. :bacon:
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Thoth » Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:22 am

Jocose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Jocose wrote:I check the mail nearly everyday I'm home. Nothing, nothing, no love from the TF thus my unbelief.
You just have to BELIEVE.
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Believe this.
Not sure why but reminds me of an old joke.

A little boy wrote a letter addressed only "To Jesus" so one of the people working at the post office opened the letter to see what was in it, so he found it was a letter ask Jesus for $300 because both his parents were out of work and need that amount to make rent so they would not end up homeless. The post office worker moved to pity took up a collect then and there but was only able to raise $275 but figured it would be enough. So delivered the money. A couple of weeks later, the post officer worker found another letter "To Jesus" so he opened and found it was thank you note from the boy who was greatful for the money and things were now much better for his family but had P.S. asking Jesus if he was going to send them more money not use the post office because theyare crooks who stole $25 from the envelope.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Gabriel » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:57 pm

Um... the Tobacco Fairy left a box on my doorstep today, a birthday present it said. The tobacco fairy is generous and kind. I'm almost embarrassed to say what was left. Thank you tobacco fairy, sincerely.

Wait a minute, is the tobacco fairy coming to the Chicago show? I might get to thank him in person!
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by gaining_age » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:14 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:57 pm
Um... the Tobacco Fairy left a box on my doorstep today, a birthday present it said. The tobacco fairy is generous and kind. I'm almost embarrassed to say what was left. Thank you tobacco fairy, sincerely.

Wait a minute, is the tobacco fairy coming to the Chicago show? I might get to thank him in person!
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Gabriel » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:19 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:14 pm
Gabriel wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:57 pm
Um... the Tobacco Fairy left a box on my doorstep today, a birthday present it said. The tobacco fairy is generous and kind. I'm almost embarrassed to say what was left. Thank you tobacco fairy, sincerely.

Wait a minute, is the tobacco fairy coming to the Chicago show? I might get to thank him in person!
Take note of the clothing
I have been told the TF is a snappy dresser for sure.
Sola Deo Gloria

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Gabriel » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:42 pm

I rush home today to take care of a sick kid so Mrs Gabriel and the other kids can leave for church and I find this waiting for me:

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Yay! I actually remember when Wayne posted this the first time. Not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed that I recognized it before I ever saw the stamp.


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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by rgcurrey » Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:29 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:42 pm
I rush home today to take care of a sick kid so Mrs Gabriel and the other kids can leave for church and I find this waiting for me:

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Yay! I actually remember when Wayne posted this the first time. Not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed that I recognized it before I ever saw the stamp.


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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Fri May 18, 2018 8:41 am

A generous gift from the tobacco fairy. I think I must be on the naughty list.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by UncleBob » Fri May 18, 2018 9:06 am

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Sat May 19, 2018 6:03 am

Gabriel wrote:I rush home today to take care of a sick kid so Mrs Gabriel and the other kids can leave for church and I find this waiting for me:

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Yay! I actually remember when Wayne posted this the first time. Not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed that I recognized it before I ever saw the stamp.


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That is classic Teipen right there, beautiful! Oh!!! I love that pipe sock!


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Cob Pipes Matter! The trophy was too big

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